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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

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Comments

[kyley_b]

almost as hot as you.

why?

[givehead]

Dude has good taste then.

You have a delicate heart, bro. I mean that with the utmost respect.

[kyley_b]

physically, yeah. personality wise he's a bit of a douche, imo. but maybe i just think that because my buddy is hurting.

i do. i hate it. you think i'm gonna mess this up by catching feelings, don't you.

[givehead]

Most hot guys like me tend to be douches, yeah. It's part of the Hot Person Contract we sign at birth. Can't do much about it.

I dunno. Maybe. I'd recommend fucking other people, but that didn't exactly work for me, so. I don't think there's a real answer, y'know?

[kyley_b]

yeah. yeah, that seems to be the thing.

i'm just helping him out. for seriously. i know not to get in the way of love. and he wouldn't screw me over, he's just a sweet nerd.

[givehead]

If you're sure, man.

[kyley_b]

well now i'm not!@ i'm trying to be cool and have fun and you guys are like ugh kyle you're so sensitive ugh kyle be careful ugh kyle you fall in love with your friends all the time ugh kyle you're so stupid

[givehead]

Bro, I would be worried about any of my friends entering their slut era. Most people psychologically struggle with friends-with-benefits in the long term for one reason or another.

Anyone who tries to be cool is automatically not cool, dude.

[kyley_b]

well i'm not cool then.


i shouldn't have told anybody.

[givehead]

Naw. Hey, I really am happy for you, dude.

I'm probably just projecting. I've been a total jackass in the past over failed relationships.

[kyley_b]

except now you're like one half of folkmore's most stable couple!

striders are jerks. but you? you're not a complete jackass.

[givehead]

Yeah, and I have no fucking clue how I managed that, bro. Ken is a saint.

Not in this timeline. Not yet, anyway. Have you been talking to my bro?

[kyley_b]

he can be.
is he ok? i know he's been through a lot.

give yourself a break, dude.
uh not really. i know he's john's roommate or whatever...

[shit.]

[givehead]

We're working on it. He isn't doing great, but he will be okay. I'm taking care of him.

Nah. No such thing as giving myself a break.

Fair enough. Haven't really said much to him either. (Which was kinda par the course of his usual relationship with Dave, oop.




Wait a second.)

Oh my god.

[kyley_b]

i'm trading up on stuff at the library about trauma counseling. i'll help him any way i can.

well you should try. you're a surprisingly good guy.

what? oh my god, what?

[givehead]

Thanks, man. I mean it. I'm not particularly well-versed in healthy psychological treatments if I'm being real.

I gotta keep myself in form. You're biased.

You fucked John.

[kyley_b]

very few people are. but i was going to school for it.

only a little.

he needed a hand! he's a bunny person! and we're friends!

[givehead]

Do you believe that people are capable of eradicating themselves of emotions completely? I'm asking that on a rhetorical level. I've never gotten to talk to a mental health professional about this shit before.

All right, yeah. I can't really blame you there. John's objectively hot as fuck and add the bunny thing and you have a whole kink.

Wait who is he in love with?

(Dirk, stop being gossipy!)

[kyley_b]

honestly? no. i think that on some level they will remain, like ghosts, but may only manifest in dreams or under specific circumstances. It's not healthy, but some people have experienced such trauma that, yeah, the self defense is to wall shit off. but I don't think it's eradicated, only deeply repressed.

he is hot! his cute little nose, dude, and his fluffy hair.

oh uh some jerk, i didn't really ask

[givehead]

Yeah, I actually think you are correct.

See, Kyle, you're totally sexy. Look at you.

At this rate, you've fucked everyone from my universe who has come through here. It's an impressive track record. I'd say go for my bro but I'm pretty sure he's taken.

Fair enough.

[kyley_b]

you worried about him or you?

no, it's because we're friends.

is he? huh.
you guys don't talk much?

[givehead]

I don't know. Both, I guess.

The Dave from my timeline had a boyfriend. Not sure which specific timeline this Dave comes from. Nah, we don't. Kind of my fault, probably. I've been King of Isolation over here.

[kyley_b]

that's not abnormal. you guys express feelings to one another, yeah?

i see.
you could always text him. i know you guys grew up apart and weird and timelines etc but he's still your brother.

[givehead]

Yeah, when we know how to express 'em. It's harder when you're not exactly sure what's going on in your own mind.

Technically my son, if we wanna be really literal here. But I get your point. He did text me recently.

Do you ever miss people from your world?

[kyley_b]

yeah i imagine so. look, if i find any good like intro to feelings books? i'll get them for you. but until then you can always talk to me, dude.

daddy dirk huh? weird. but yeah dude, text him back.

yes. my family mostly, but also some people i haven't even seen in years.