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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

Texts From Last Night Generator

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Grog Strongjaw | Critical Role

[dedoink]

[ ooc: assume all correctly-spelled texts are dictated using speech to text. ]

1. I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
   
   
2. I'm glad your laughing because I'm currently convincing my penis you didn't mean it and its all gunna be ok.
   
   
3. There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
   
   
4. Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
   
   
5. text him!

3. KICKS DOWN THE DOOR FOR THIS GLORIOUS CR.

[floatsaway]

EEEH?? OF COURSE THERE'S NOT!!
IT'S FUN **AND** CONVENIENT!!
You get places twice as fast and you're in a good mood! ٩(≧▽≦)۶

[dedoink]

YOU GET IT. AND IF YOU HAVE A TWISTY STAIRCASE YOU CAN GET A TWISTY WATERSLIDE

[floatsaway]

Oooh yeah!!
Perfect on hot summer days when slides can cook you faster than a strip of bacon.

[The only time slides are The Worst™.]

[dedoink]

EXACTLY. I DONT WANT MY BACKSIDE SIZZLING LIKE BACON.
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

36C = 97F approximately

[floatsaway]

Me TOO!!

Never go down a water slide in 36 degree weather in a new bikini...
1.) It rides up on the way down.
2.) OWIE ZOWIE.
3.) It ITCHES once the burn wears off. (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

ok cool Chris knows that but Grog for sure doesn't lmao

[dedoink]

UM. IS THAT A LOT OF DEGREES FOR WEATHER TO HAVE?
I'M NOT SO GOOD WITH THE NUMBERS.

oh, Grog....

[floatsaway]

Oh!!!
Okay, how do I put this...

So, 0 would be like, when you get ice, right?
And 100 would be when water bubbles cuz it's really hot!!
So 36 would be almost half way to the air being so hot your SKIN bubbles.

[She says it so nonchalantly...]

[dedoink]

[ He laughs to himself, a quiet, smug "heh." ]

YOUR SKIN, MAYBE
MY SKIN'S MADE OF TOUGHER STUFF THAN WATER

[floatsaway]

[Ah...another Kaminari. |D

Operation: TEASE.]

Chicken?
Or beef?
Maybe pork...

4

[da_champion]

Oooo. What did you get?

[dedoink]

A THROWING AXE, A BIG HAMMER, AND SOMETHING THAT'S LIKE FOUR LITTLE TINY KNIVES ALL STUCK TOGETHER LIKE A STAR.
PRETTY GOOD HAUL.

[da_champion]

I have a friend who likes big hammers. Could I have the big hammer to give to him?

[dedoink]

WHAT'LL YOU GIVE ME FOR IT? I ALSO LIKE BIG HAMMERS, I SORT OF DON'T WANNA GIVE IT UP

[da_champion]

You can have my big hammer if you know what I mean. ;D

I don't know. What do you want?

[dedoink]

NO OFFENSE, MATE, BUT YOU'RE NOT REALLY MY TYPE.

HOW ABOUT SOME COIN? ER. SPOONS.

[da_champion]

Damn. The beard usually wins everyone over.

Sure. I've got some to spare.

[dedoink]

DON'T NEED A BEARD, DON'T NEED A "BIG HAMMER." I GOT ONE OF EACH.

HOW ABOUT WE MEET UP FOR A PINT, YOUR TREAT? YOU BRING THE SPOONS, I'LL BRING THE HAMMER

[da_champion]

Same! Awesome.

Yes, I like this plan. Drinks on me.

3

[usedhuntersmark]

Considering Caleb, Percy and Taryon are in the house, I meant it when I said no.

[dedoink]

WHAT IF I BUILD A NEW STAIRCASE OUT THE BACK OF THE KEEP AND PUT A WATERSLIDE ON THAT?

[usedhuntersmark]

Grog.... You know, that's not exactly a terrible idea.

Ask Percy to help you with that. It will give him something to do outside of his workshop.

[dedoink]

WE CAN MAKE IT SLIDE INTO A BALL PIT!

OH, PERCYYYYYY

[usedhuntersmark]

Ball pits are awful. Don't do it.

You might want to talk to Tary about some sort of enchantment on the landing area as well.

[dedoink]

UHHHH YEAH, AN ENCHANTED BALL PIT!