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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

Texts From Last Night Generator

Comments

[defenderoftomorrow]

Oh. I knew you even had a skeleton helping you with the farming, since you mentioned it before, but somehow I missed the fact that it was all run by nuns.

[ There's a short pause before he sends the next test. ]

By the way, what is a nun?

[ Guess what religion Does Not Exist in Runeterra? All the ones that use nuns. ]

We should meet some day this week and try the food. I also finished your sword and a little extra present, but after how crazy January was, I forgot to tell you sooner.

Yes, good idea.

[necrosavior]

Oh sweet sweet ignorant child. The Ninth may be all I know, but you know nothing, Jayce Talis, of the Ninth.

We don't have a skeleton helping. We have a skeleton farmer work force. We have way way way way way more skeleton farmers than we have living breathing people. They support the living breathing nuns and nunlets and Ortus.

A nun. Oh how to explain a nun. How to explain Harrowhark Nonagesimus in her natural state, the nunlet of all nunlets, the nun of all nuns, the nona of her name. This is best handled, I believe, at Harrowhark's hands. Trust me, we can ask and she will educate you, and her very educational process will educate you.

Yes yes yes and yes. You can always get me with food, and a sword oh my dad god, you could be walking me to my death and I would come for these.

I always have 'em.

[defenderoftomorrow]

I do not, I'm sorry. But knowing nothing means there's plenty of room for me to discover new stuff. [ Gotta focus on the positive! ]

I had no idea the distinction between living and dead (undead?) was so stark. So, miss Harrowhark is like, the most Nun of all. The top Nun. The nun supreme? If I ever get the chance to talk to her, I'll ask her.

[ And maybe regret it a little bit. ]

I would never lure you into anything dangerous with food or badass swords, even if it's a good strategy. [ He cares about you, dummy. ] But we've got a plan. You come for the food and leave with a new fancy sword. Like a meal with a present. Are you free on Tuesday?

[necrosavior]

Yeeeeeeeeeeep. stuff to leeeearn.

Please let her go off at you on the nun stuff. At length. It will overwhelm you and weird you out, but it will do her so good. She needs more interactions. Consider that this nunnery is to her what hextech is to you.

I sure am for that. Also for realsies. Hadn't made plans for that day yet.