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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau)

[culver]

1. I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag.

2. Have you ever wanted to murder the sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.

3. Weed-infused snicker doodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. No one ever suspects the snicker doodle.

4. Come over. I'm drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, I need you.

5. In case you were wondering, it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar.

6. text her!

Mel Medarda | Arcane

[somethingrevolutionary]

1. I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.

2. Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?

3. Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.

4. Should we make a shared list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?

5. No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.

6. Text her.

2

[da_champion]

MaBE.

[somethingrevolutionary]

Is this what all your mage get togethers are like?

5

[spktr]

Lying by omission? That's a thing isn't it?

[somethingrevolutionary]

That's a third thing. Here you know you're not getting all the answers.

4 | I couldn't resist

[defenderoftomorrow]

Well...we both like to be organized, don't we? And that could be fun, we already know what's the final prize too.

it's very her and very them

[somethingrevolutionary]

Yes, and we can make sure not to miss anything we want to do. A prize unto itself.

[ She thinks of the paintings she could make and sighs. ]

You first. Name one.

Inanna | The Wicked + The Divine

[nonbinarystar]

1. I'd wear matching sweaters with you

2. Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.

3. Already got asked if we're dating

4. Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?

5. Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday. Clarify.

6. Text him.

Shuos Jedao | Machineries of Empire

[untitledshuos]

1. half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...

2. would you like coffee or porn or something?

3. You need to learn to relax or the stress will kill you before I get the chance.

4. youre lurking in front of me

5. We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.

6. [ Text him! ]

2

[hippie_ninja]

I feel like the coffee elevates the porn. Makes it classier.

[untitledshuos]

Makes it a whole experience. Not a simple wanking. Like eating vs. dinner out.

Mayerling | Vampire Hunter D

[whowillmourn]

1. I left the bag outside your door, but I saw some neighborhood dogs roaming around. You may want to look into that before they steal your dinner.

2. I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too high to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business.

3. I didn't nurse you back to health just so you could challenge a [Legend/Myth] to a fistfight the very next night.

4. I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.

5. Sixteen voicemails, and not one shred of useful context. I'm almost impressed.

6. Text him!

1

[foundlingfather]

.....
Why did you bring me food?

Baphomet | The Wicked + The Divine

[punderworldgod]

1. Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.

2. You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house

3. I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom

4. A little girl and I are having a face-making battle in Catfe. She started it, but I am definitely here to finish it.

5. We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.

6. Text him.

Gideon Nav | The Locked Tomb

[necrosavior]

1. Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?

2. Idk if I want to put a bra on

3. I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.

4. In the future we'll all be gay

5. I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons

6. Text her.

1

[giantanimal]

the bird knows what it did

4

[bisexualdisaster]

this is bisexual erasure

Suika Ibuki | Touhou Project

[partyfog]

(1) I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all uphill from there.

(2) I was on my way home and a priest threw holy water at me. Seems fitting after last night.

(3) Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"

(4) THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I might have laid down and petted it... I have no shame.

Marc Spector | MCU

[fistofvengeance]

1) Shout out to that underlying sense of unease that's made a home in my bones.

2) A morning person? Pal, I'm barely even a person.

3) Don't underestimate how petty I can be. I will like things just to spite you.

4) Cracked open a fortune cookie and got the message "stay true to yourself, because people will villainize you regardless". What the hell???

5) [Text him!]

4

[heypartner]

What's a fortune cookie?

1

[spktr]

Have you ever considered writing poetry with that melodramatic flair?

Hawke | Dragon Age

[da_champion]

1. I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
2. We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "Let's see how drunk we can get."
3. We fired a shoe out of a cannon. I know not where we got either one.
4. No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky.
5. text him.

1

[defenderoftomorrow]

Of course, my place is always open for you.

Do you know what's wrong or is one of those 'life is terrible in general' nights?

Lan Wangji | The Untamed

[mourningjade]

1. Denied. Learn patience and respect.

2. I do not recall what I did or said while drunk. Are apologies necessary?

3. He reminds me of loquats and rabbits.

4. A sword is not a toy, no matter the shape of the hilt.

5. Must I recite all three thousand rules?

6. Text him!