blaze it or don't, it's Texts From Last Night

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

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Comments

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[hippie_ninja]

I feel like the coffee elevates the porn. Makes it classier.

[untitledshuos]

Makes it a whole experience. Not a simple wanking. Like eating vs. dinner out.

[hippie_ninja]

Wanking elevated? Sounds like a book we could write.

[untitledshuos]

Have a bunch of those classy nudes that border on straight out pornography. As well as coffee photo porn. Keep people engaged with the text.

[hippie_ninja]

I need an example of coffee photo porn. Is that a latte with a dick instead of a flower in the foam?

[untitledshuos]

While that is possible, I meant in the traditional [subject] photo porn sense. Like this.

Titillate them all the time, you wind up overstimulating them.

[hippie_ninja]

God.

That is beautiful.

You have no idea how much I miss a decent cup of coffee. The last cup I had was instant, stale, and four years ago.

[untitledshuos]

Military stuff isn't much better. Why four years?

[ Shuos coffee was good but far more difficult to trust you weren't getting drugged. That drained a great deal of the enjoyment out. ]

You can get good coffee here. The real stuff.

[hippie_ninja]

That's the last time I was ever able to find any. Funnily enough I found it with some MRE's so it probably was military originally.

Do they do the fancy stuff here? Mochaccinos and frappes?

[untitledshuos]

You're welcome for it surviving whatever it went through. Apologies for how bad it was.

They can. Not my personal tastes. Probably Catfe or, if not, your spoon.

[hippie_ninja]

[there's no reply for about an hour. And then there's an image sent of Jesus relaxing against a window with a fairly huge latte in hand]

It's this coffee porn or just a selfie?

voice

[untitledshuos]

Congrats on your latte.

Mostly a selfie. Coffee porn to the desperate. Closer to coffee porn than any photo I could take. I always got complaints about my photos.

Re: voice

[hippie_ninja]

What? They can't be that bad. Send me one.

[untitledshuos]

[ Attached is a photo of the food carts in Epiphany. However, the vibe is off. It vibes like someone performing recon in a spy movie, except without the circles and zoom marks. Is he going to take out that customer being handed spring rolls? ]

Casual photo.

[hippie_ninja]

Oh.

[What do you even say to this? It's both creepy and funny]

How long were you in the military?

[untitledshuos]

25 or 432 years depending how you look at it. I was dead after the first 25.

[hippie_ninja]

Do the other centuries count then? Were you aware of them?

[untitledshuos]

I was a revenant. Being dead didn't make me any less sentient or aware.

[hippie_ninja]

[that sounds like a special kind of hell]

I'm sorry.

What did being a revenant mean, exactly...?

[untitledshuos]

For me, I was classified as a weapon and locked up in the Black Cradle until they needed me. I was then anchored to a host, a military officer of some promise who'd also crossed politics/religion the wrong way or was otherwise considered disposable. They were the only person who could interact with me, hear me, or anything else. All I could do was advise. Since they were desperate enough to wield me, they listened when push came to shove. We won. I'd get put back in my box, and they'd kill my anchor.

I don't come from a nice place.

No longer a revenant. Shit happened. But that's that.

[hippie_ninja]

Where I'm from the dead don't stay dead. They reanimate to eat the living.

[So he'd been a tad nervous hearing that? But now he just feels...a few things. Mostly glad that's not Jedao's fate now.]

[untitledshuos]

That's a problem given everyone dies.

Generally it's not the dead/undead you have to worry about where I'm from. The living cause enough problems.

[ Underplaying both Kujen's role setting up the heptarchate, which became the hexarchate and his role in taking it down. Still, they're only two people. The acts of millions and billions of others did more in total. ]

[hippie_ninja]

Yeah...the dead outnumber the living millions to one.

But the living can be a problem, too. All those same old human instincts that kick in when things are scarce, you know?

[This is bleak] Thankfully there's plenty of coffee to go around here.

[untitledshuos]

The living making the dead a problem. Bad cycle.

You're out of it now. One of the best things about being here. No matter how shit home is, you're away from it. Folkmore's no utopia, but it sure beats my home.

It hasn't run out of coffee yet to my knowledge.

[hippie_ninja]

[thankfully. Yeah he is earnestly grateful to be here.] It's no utopia but I'd rather be here than there, any day, yeah.

Tell me about your home?