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[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[defenderoftomorrow]

That really is no good. Come to my apartment, I'll find a way to keep you entertained. Sometimes the best way to fight sadness is with distractions.

Do you know what a Monster truck is?

[da_champion]

I was thinking of turning into the mabari.
But I don't know what being a drunk mabari would be like.

I know what a monster is.

[defenderoftomorrow]

You know, I can't say no to big dogs.

I hope a drunk Mabari is more cuddly than bitey. We could try and see?

Yeah, no, not that kind of monster. They are part of a show I caught on the relic by pure luck a few weeks ago. Monster Trucks are giant vehicles with almost comically big wheels, and they sort of fight each other, jump around, do stunts...No one really gets hurt, and it's so absurd and entertaining. Truly an experience.

[da_champion]

No, let's not.
I'm fine as a drunk human.

You can watch whatever. Let me lie there and pet my hair and we'll be fine.
Varric would do that and read to me when I got really sad.
He's a great friend.

[defenderoftomorrow]

All right. The cuddles offer is on the table no matter what shape you are in.

I just thought that maybe something silly as background noise could help. But yes, I can do that, no problem.

He sounds like it, yes.

[da_champion]

Just pet my hair and tell me everything's going to be okay.

I really need everything to be okay.

[defenderoftomorrow]

Will do. I have very nice hands for hair petting, and you know I don't like lying. So if I say it will be okay, it's because I believe it.

Do you want to talk about what is making you sad...?

[da_champion]

There's a very fine line between happy drunk and sad drunk.
I crossed it.
And now everything about everything makes me sad.

[defenderoftomorrow]

That fine line is so easy to miss when you're dealing with hard alcohol.

I'll get you to drink some water, that should help a little too.

[da_champion]

I was having so much fun drinking.
Getting drunk with friends is so fun.
And then it wasn't.

Damn alcohol betraying me.

[defenderoftomorrow]

I'm not much of a drinker myself but spending time with friends for one reason or another is always good.

We will amend that, don't worry.

Alcohol is sneaky like that. How much did you have exactly?

[da_champion]

We really got to drink together, Jayce.
I'll show you how to have a good time with it.

Oh, less than a ton and more than a lot.

[defenderoftomorrow]

Fine. The next time you feel like having a drink, call me. You can show me how to have a good time and I can make sure you don't drink enough to make yourself sad.

Worrying. Please have some more water.