Folkmore's TFLN

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Izuku Midoriya | My Hero Academia | Myth

[defendure]

1. It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.

2. In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME.

3. Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my notebook.

4. Check it out our google latitudes are spooning... <3

5. I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night.

6. I don't know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when I woke up.

7. The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you.

8. The fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.

9. I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.

10. I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.

WILD. Text him! Misfires to or from are okay.

9

[moondregs]

Do you ... have any plans for the pumpkin?

Minato Arisato | Persona 3 | Legend

[evoked]

1. You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain". I wasn't going to deny your happiness.

2. You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them.

3. I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.

4. Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night. That was super inconsiderate of me.

5. All I had was a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.

6. Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway.

7. He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.

8. I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going.

9. Stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.

10. I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.

WILD. Text him. Misfires to or from him are fine.

5

[beta]

...In the ceiling? How did you manage to get them stuck there of all places?

Corrigan Molloy | OC

[molloys]

i. I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep.

ii. You don't know how skeptical I was about letting someone with braces go down on me.

iii. I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.

iv. There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.

3

[unas]

Should I ask?

Yuri Lowell | Tales of Vesperia | Familiar

[vibing]

1. can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my house?

2. do you think the cat people here would think im one of them or am i gonna get clocked immediately

3. fool me once shame on you. fool me twice and im the idiot missing half an eyebrow again

4. im gonna need you to not let me play duck duck goose with three raccoons in the middle of the street next time

5. if you ever tell anyone that i have emotions ill kill you

5

[thinkfirst]

Oh no!

I already made flyers and posted them all over camp.

[ Attached: a hastily-drawn flyer on the back of some colorful paper that was obviously a different flyer.

]

Miyano Yoshikazu | Sasaki to Miyano

[miyachan]

i. He’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead.

ii. A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."

iii. What can I say, I'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises.

iv. My bored in class fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.

ii

[moondregs]

Did this actually happen or is it part of one of your fanfics?

Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen | Familiar

[moondregs]

1. I was going to tell him a really embarrassing story about you, but then I remembered I'm in all of them.
2. 'Resting twink face' is not a thing, shut up.
3. I want you to know that I am only asking you this because I trust you implicitly and feel we've established a deep connection ... can I store my TV at your place during the flood?
4. I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
5. Text him!

3.

[overnightoaks]

I'd be happy to hold onto your TV for you, Junpei, but depending on how bad the flooding gets, I'm not sure my house will be the safest place for it.

Hazel Pomona/Natura — OC — Myth — info in journal

[dualnatura]

HAZEL

1. I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
   
   
2. drinking wine. reading twilight. on a friday night. biggest loser contest. first place.
   
   
3. you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
   
   
4. text her

NATURA

1. The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
   
   
2. I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
   
   
3. Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
   
   
4. text her!

3.

[molloys]

I certainly hope so, because I'm desperately curious. Especially when it comes to where I got my tattoo.

Satan (Ryo Asuka) | Devilman

[granddevil]

1. Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

2. Yeah, I broke your phone. But you handed me the frying pan.

3. He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive and that's enough for me.

4. I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”

5. Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?

6. That means I'd have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do.

7. My father died. One of them, hopefully the second will too.

8. Text him?

1;

[mrfuckwit]

I'm sure you really want to know since your kind is incapable of actually loving.

_{[ BRO COMING IN, FISTS SWINGING... ]}

Lucien “Milo” Crown | Morbius | Familiar (cw: stalking mention)

[milonaire]

1. you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
   
   
2. I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
   
   
3. I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Tito's and Doritos, I'm in
   
   
4. stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
   
   
5. text him!

1

[redfeathers]

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not.

Steve Rogers | MCU

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. Somehow my underwear drawer smells like fireworks.
2. Last night, someone changed all my phone contacts. So far I've been texted by Hello Kitty, Donatello and Hermione Granger. You're Batman. So, who is this?
3. This storm better not ruin my plans this weekend.
4. Well I know the basics, like Darth is Luka's father and Yoda sings that song about the rainbows or something.
5. The cashier at the store gave me a wink and pointed his fingers at me when I bought more condoms. They're for camp. I put them in a bowl by the safe sex pamphlets.
6. Text him!

3

[kyley_b]

uh what plans are those?

Henry Oak | Dungeons & Daddies | Legend

[overnightoaks]

1. I was crying and trying to give advice to people.. That was a new level of drunk for me.
   
   
2. That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
   
   
3. I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell anyone but I kind of hate it too.
   
   
4. I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
   
   
5. Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
   
   
6. text him!

1

[kyley_b]

the crying does tend to make the advice seem less reliable.

Marus Thornspawn | Original | Legend | NSFW, so very NSFW

[thornspawn]

1: I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb

2: I find light monastic chanting helps my endurance. Bring lots

3: If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so

4: Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises

5: Text him!

4

[ausgebrannt]

Yes. Well. That happens to the best of us, one would think.

[morethan25characters]

1: If I smell like gunpowder, sweat, and sex, don't question it. Or start any fires. Thanks

2: Is there really a difference between cheap and expensive wine after the fourth bottle?

3: I just feel like I'm always on the bottom. Like some kind of sex lobster

4: If you don't see me tomorrow, I've been arrested. Also don't look outside

5: Text him!

1

[ausgebrannt]

Noted. This is a good warning.

Also congratulations? Perhaps?

Beckett Mariner | Star Trek: Lower Decks

[unsign]

1. I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.

2. When she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.

3. Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow

4. As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better

5. Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Thursday sorta rolled into Friday...

6. I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"

2

[kyley_b]

dude it is not my fault that every time i go to california something awful happens, you cannot blame me for being worried that she was a harbinger of doom.

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau) | familiar

[culver]

1. A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.

2. Why is there a blood-covered "Sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?

3. I don't know if I woke up next to a cat or a racoon. Either way, it's purring.

4. I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...

5. text her!

3

[ebonheart]

I'm not sure if raccoons purr. To be fair, I've never slept next to one to be able to tell.

You'll have to report back.

Caleb Widogast | Critical Role | Myth

[ausgebrannt]

1. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

2. I fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. I think I'm in love.

3. The ticket read "Found nude in a tree."

4. Just got laid for the first time in 14 years, 10 months, 1 week & 2 days. YESSSS.

5. All I remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed.

6. This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love cats. Flower.

Or text him!

1.

[rafture]

creek bed

[Attached is a photo of Caleb passed out in a dry creek bed. Someone has put a pillow under his head and a blanket over him.]

edward teach | our flag means death

[fxckery]

1] let the rum take you where it will, like Baffin but wasted

2] you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta

3] can't tell if it's the booze or magic, but I think that mouse just turned into a squirrel

4] also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator

5] [attachment.jpg]

6] [text him whatever! image at 5 is sfw]

5

[ebonheart]

Did you build that or just admiring?

[stygios]

1. I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.

2. To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you.

3. I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.

4. I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them.

5. You sent me a very drunk love letter about pterodactyls.

6. I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.

7. I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.

8. There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.

9. You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight...And she didn't even stop you.

10. You better get here soon. I'm about to buy a cactus online.

WILD. Text him or misfire or have a misfire from him - anything's fine.

Helga Pataki | Hey Arnold! / The Patakis

[oldbetsy]

1) HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART

2) You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun.

3) Do you think if i wear this shirt with my pink polkadot boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.

4) Its about making memories worth repressing

5) Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.

6) [Helga is an adult AU based on the concept for The Patakis. Text her, misfires welcome.]

2

[kyley_b]

i didn't FORCE feed you, i merely refused to let you go to bed on a stomach full of nothing but vodka.

Albedo | Genshin Impact | Maybe legend

[khemia]

1. I wouldn't call myself either good or evil. I prefer to think of myself as a neutral third party. Neutral third parties are permitted to abandon their friends to drunken shenanigans if their lives aren't in danger.

2. I told you I was experimenting when we started. I simply didn't realize you didn't understand the full parameters of the experiment. Would you prefer I stopped?

3. As long as you don't mind me taking notes after the fact I'm fine with trying anything.

4. I must admit I find your drunken decisions particularly fascinating. There doesn't seem to be any sort of internal logic to them at all.

5. I need further information on the premise of the question. What would this clone be like, and in what circumstances would I meet them?

WILD. Text him or misfire or have a misfire from him - anything's fine.

Poppylan Wilkes | Midnight Poppyland

[hamsterballs]

1) I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.

2) Is that strawberry winking at me??

3) Ducks attacked. Toe is bleeding. GPSing my way home.

4) Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?

5) Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them.

6) [Text her, misfires welcome.]

1

[culver]

Please tell me where the free puppies are!

Mai | ATLA

[maipokerface]

1) You better not die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.

2) Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.

3) Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?

4) [Text her, misfires welcome.]

3

[thinkfirst]

Technically, there aren't any laws here. Also, they all signed up for the hike in the first place.

Hayan Park | Unholy Blood

[thorncrown]

1) I'm sorry for breaking your door.

2) I need to learn how to not be a liability.

3) How's that letter of apology to that waitress coming?

4) Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.

5) [Text her, misfires welcome.]

1

[beta]

I think you did a little more than break it. I've never seen a door in so many pieces before.

Reko Yabusame | Your Turn to Die

[musicaldemon]

1) Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.

2) I just don't wanna be that girl with no pants.

3) we're cooking pizza in the fire pit

4) sent me a picture of them wearing a shirt saying "i am dead inside" and i was like "awww you're so cute" lol

5) It's clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.

6) [Text her, misfires welcome.]

3

[beta]

I know how this sounds, but... have you thought about using an oven instead?

Natsume Takashi | Natsume Yuujinchou | FM canon

[natzoom]

i. It was classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable.

ii. (Catnip edition) We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville.

iii. I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm asking nicely. Thank you.

iv. Aw he's cute...not in a I wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet...And occasionally lick whipped cream off his abs.

ii that's such a specific prompt

[moondregs]

You found it. I thought I hid it better this time.