Folkmore's TFLN

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[fxckery]

must have some strong fucking teeth, mate

[thinkfirst]

I can honestly say that I have never thought about the strength of my teeth. At least, not recently.

I suppose they are. Have you really not tried eating pasta this way?

[fxckery]

some right luck, that

nah
will now

[thinkfirst]

Is that something you've had to spend a great deal of time thinking about?

[fxckery]

teeth yes
pasta no

[thinkfirst]

I

suppose in that case I am quite lucky.

It seems like a strange thing to ask but are your teeth alright?

[fxckery]

they're pretty impeccable, mate

[thinkfirst]

In that case, you should certainly try the sandwich cookies with the pasta.

Also you should be careful about the fruit punch

I have been informed that it is actually wine

[fxckery]

is that bad

[thinkfirst]

In this specific case, yes.

I don't drink. As a rule. How do you handle this feeling?

[fxckery]

the feeling of drinking

handle it like a champ

[thinkfirst]

When you're drunk, do you simply let it ride, or try to get yourself back under control?

[fxckery]

depends what you're drinking about and whether or not there's a fire, innit

[thinkfirst]

Say in this case that you are drinking wine and that there is no fire, but you desperately don't want to embarrass yourself. In this entirly hypothei lca

hypothetica,

scenario!

It's not real. This scenario, but your best friend is there and you would not like it if you acted like a fool in front of him because he's very cute

What action would you then take?

[fxckery]

give yourself a good hard slap across the face

1 / 2

[thinkfirst]

Really?

2 / 2

[thinkfirst]

Oh

That feels significantly better!

Why does that work?

[fxckery]

tricking your brain into thinking there's a fire, innit

that you're under attack, at any rate

[thinkfirst]

That's fascinating. By simulating a crisis situation, your body naturally responds with the feeling of alertness.

Thank you, truly, for this. I won't forget it. How did you come by such expertise?

[fxckery]

loads of crisises

[is this really who you want advice from bud]