Folkmore's TFLN

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Izuku Midoriya | My Hero Academia | Myth

[defendure]

1. It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.

2. In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME.

3. Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my notebook.

4. Check it out our google latitudes are spooning... <3

5. I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night.

6. I don't know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when I woke up.

7. The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you.

8. The fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.

9. I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.

10. I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.

WILD. Text him! Misfires to or from are okay.

Minato Arisato | Persona 3 | Legend

[evoked]

1. You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain". I wasn't going to deny your happiness.

2. You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them.

3. I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.

4. Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night. That was super inconsiderate of me.

5. All I had was a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.

6. Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway.

7. He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.

8. I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going.

9. Stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.

10. I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.

WILD. Text him. Misfires to or from him are fine.

Corrigan Molloy | OC

[molloys]

i. I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep.

ii. You don't know how skeptical I was about letting someone with braces go down on me.

iii. I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.

iv. There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.

Yuri Lowell | Tales of Vesperia | Familiar

[vibing]

1. can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my house?

2. do you think the cat people here would think im one of them or am i gonna get clocked immediately

3. fool me once shame on you. fool me twice and im the idiot missing half an eyebrow again

4. im gonna need you to not let me play duck duck goose with three raccoons in the middle of the street next time

5. if you ever tell anyone that i have emotions ill kill you

Miyano Yoshikazu | Sasaki to Miyano

[miyachan]

i. He’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead.

ii. A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."

iii. What can I say, I'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises.

iv. My bored in class fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.

5

[thinkfirst]

Oh no!

I already made flyers and posted them all over camp.

[ Attached: a hastily-drawn flyer on the back of some colorful paper that was obviously a different flyer.

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Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen | Familiar

[moondregs]

1. I was going to tell him a really embarrassing story about you, but then I remembered I'm in all of them.
2. 'Resting twink face' is not a thing, shut up.
3. I want you to know that I am only asking you this because I trust you implicitly and feel we've established a deep connection ... can I store my TV at your place during the flood?
4. I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
5. Text him!

[vibing]

i will maim you

1. this is not game canon lol

[moondregs]

He knows what he did.

Hazel Pomona/Natura — OC — Myth — info in journal

[dualnatura]

HAZEL

1. I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
   
   
2. drinking wine. reading twilight. on a friday night. biggest loser contest. first place.
   
   
3. you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
   
   
4. text her

NATURA

1. The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
   
   
2. I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
   
   
3. Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
   
   
4. text her!

lol junpei its your own kind!!!

[vibing]

jeez ok
why did your beef have to be in my house

Satan (Ryo Asuka) | Devilman

[granddevil]

1. Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

2. Yeah, I broke your phone. But you handed me the frying pan.

3. He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive and that's enough for me.

4. I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”

5. Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?

6. That means I'd have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do.

7. My father died. One of them, hopefully the second will too.

8. Text him?

Lucien “Milo” Crown | Morbius | Familiar (cw: stalking mention)

[milonaire]

1. you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
   
   
2. I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
   
   
3. I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Tito's and Doritos, I'm in
   
   
4. stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
   
   
5. text him!

bunny mafia

[moondregs]

I panicked and figured you'd be able to handle it. Cats eat rabbits, right?

Steve Rogers | MCU

[pursuitofcappiness]

1. Somehow my underwear drawer smells like fireworks.
2. Last night, someone changed all my phone contacts. So far I've been texted by Hello Kitty, Donatello and Hermione Granger. You're Batman. So, who is this?
3. This storm better not ruin my plans this weekend.
4. Well I know the basics, like Darth is Luka's father and Yoda sings that song about the rainbows or something.
5. The cashier at the store gave me a wink and pointed his fingers at me when I bought more condoms. They're for camp. I put them in a bowl by the safe sex pamphlets.
6. Text him!

ii

[moondregs]

Did this actually happen or is it part of one of your fanfics?

Henry Oak | Dungeons & Daddies | Legend

[overnightoaks]

1. I was crying and trying to give advice to people.. That was a new level of drunk for me.
   
   
2. That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
   
   
3. I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell anyone but I kind of hate it too.
   
   
4. I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
   
   
5. Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
   
   
6. text him!

4

[pursuitofcappiness]

...I tried.

9

[moondregs]

Do you ... have any plans for the pumpkin?

[vibing]

i can handle it
doesnt mean im going to eat it
im not feral
jeez

[vibing]

...yeah that tracks

goddess help me i hope i dont have rabies now

Marus Thornspawn | Original | Legend | NSFW, so very NSFW

[thornspawn]

1: I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb

2: I find light monastic chanting helps my endurance. Bring lots

3: If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so

4: Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises

5: Text him!

[moondregs]

I don't care what you do with him.

I didn't poison him. So he's safe if you did happen to want to eat him. Just so you're aware.

[vibing]

what did you

you know i dont need to know
im going to
figure something out

seems weird to eat the guy
youre a rabbit too isnt that weird????

[morethan25characters]

1: If I smell like gunpowder, sweat, and sex, don't question it. Or start any fires. Thanks

2: Is there really a difference between cheap and expensive wine after the fourth bottle?

3: I just feel like I'm always on the bottom. Like some kind of sex lobster

4: If you don't see me tomorrow, I've been arrested. Also don't look outside

5: Text him!