Texts From Last Night - Folkmore Edition

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Yor Forger | Spy x Family | Familiar

[briarprincess]

1. Sorry about kicking you through that wall last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever

2. Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.

3. Can I borrow your boat? Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?

4. Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock

3.

[milonaire]

International water is a tricky mistress. You don't want to go out there without someone who knows their way around.

But yes, you can have my boat :)

[briarprincess]

what if i just drove out in a straight line and drove right back? that way i wouldn't get lost for sure, right?

[That is absolutely not how boats work, but Yor is drunk and confident and she might need to get rid of a body out at sea.]

[milonaire]

With ships, it's called "sailing," not driving. And straight lines are hard to manage.

2. (CW: underage alcohol)

[phantomthot]

What were you watching? Some Terran movies are so terrible, they don't even need booze to liven them up. Ever hear of "Manos: The Hands of Fate?"

[briarprincess]

I think I've heard of that! It just came out, but i heard it wasn't very good.

[Yor is actually from the 60's, so she predates the ironic enjoyment of that particular movie.]

[phantomthot]

It's terrible! But that's why it's fun!

[and to be fair, she thinks of almost everything as fun]

geralt of rivia | witcher

[gwynbleids]

1. She said the sex was mediocre and it was because of me. She invited me over again tomorrow.

2. No one ejaculated on anyone's face.

3. You threatened to vomit on the table cause they didn't serve eggs benedict.

4. At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk.

5. wildcard

1

[pursuitofcappiness]

Because she thinks there's room for improvement or to watch a movie?

In either case, are you sure you wanna take her up on it? That's a rude thing to say to someone.

[gwynbleids]

Could be a test.

[pursuitofcappiness]

That's a terrible test, but it's your decision.

[gwynbleids]

I suppose I've made worse decisions.

I take it you're not eager to impress?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Not really.

[ He's a little surprised Geralt is. ]

She must be special.

2

[thorncrown]

Is that a regular problem you run into?

[gwynbleids]

Depends on what you think a problem is.

[thorncrown]

Ahaha, well usually a problem is something that's hurting someone else for me. So I guess if it isn't bothering you it's not much of a problem.

4.

[intemperant]

Odd. But good to know that you can feel shame.

Hayan Park | Unholy Blood | Legend

[thorncrown]

1) You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your phone there.

2) She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.

3) I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us.

4) [Text her. Misfires welcome.]

2

[ebonheart]

I can't see there being a why. Though a how is a good question.

[thorncrown]

No kidding. I can't figure it out! Even if the door shut on her she could open it back up so...

[ebonheart]

Unless it closed over both her hands at the bottom? I'm trying to work it out in my head. If that's what happened, I can't imagine someone's luck being worse.

[thorncrown]

That sounds so awkward. And painful.

Maybe you have a point though, her knuckles were pretty scuffed up. She told me that was from fighting with a cat though.

sunny 🔪 omori

[oversleep]

1. i'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife.
2. just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur depressed.
3. guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight.
4. i'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
5. i'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. save me some brisket.

1

[glamwhore]

mmm i've done that before and it's never as satisfying as it sounds.

[oversleep]

have you considered trying it with *two* knives instead?