Text From Last Night aka Tales From Folkmore

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[kyley_b]

i can fight crows!

[natzoom]

Kyle you shouldn't have to fight crows when you're trying to eat!!

[kyley_b]

maybe not but i can never again return to the land of the earth dwellers. i am basically batman now. if batman were drunk and awkward anyway.

[natzoom]

Batman isn't usually on roofs, though. Or, he is, but then he goes back to his cave. I think.

What did drunk Kyle do?

[kyley_b]

where he has a butler.

natsume. do you have any idea how hideously embarrassing my entire life is?

[natzoom]

Am I the butler in this metaphor, Kyle?

I have accepted the fact that I have no idea about any facet of your life, ever, and yet I still am constantly surprised by it.

[kyley_b]

no. you're not my butler. my butler wouldn't tell me to get off the roof.

that sounds bad. that's bad, isn't it?

[natzoom]

They definitely would. Their goal is to make your life easier, not shorter.

It's


Concerning at times.

[kyley_b]

hmm ok maybe.

my life concerns you? really?

[natzoom]

Well, the parts that are upsetting or have hurt you. I don't like when people I care about are sad.

[kyley_b]

you're so sweet.

i'm ok tho. :) overall. still not coming down off the roof.

[natzoom]

Oh my god, Kyle.

I'm coming up.

[kyley_b]

not coming down!

[natzoom]

I KNOW that's why I said I'm coming UP.

Did you use a ladder??

[kyley_b]

no.

i spider-monkeyed out the window. i'm very good at that.
you know when i was a kid i knew a guy who would break into my room all the time?

[natzoom]

thats very upsetting

[He's climbing, it's hard to climb and text at the same time.]

[kyley_b]

sometimes i would wake up and he'd just be standing over my bed.

[natzoom]

[From the corner of the roof:] Shit, Kyle.

[kyley_b]

[He turns and blinks at Natsume.]

Oh, hey dude.

[natzoom]

Hi. [Said amidst heavy, exhausted panting. He us not athletic, even with magic kitty powers.]

[kyley_b]

You okay?

[Kyle you made him climb up here, no he's not okay!]

[natzoom]

[Natsume has never flipped anyone off in his life, but if he ever did, he'd probably make a similar expression to the one he has now.]

Spectacular. [Crawling across the roof now.] Explain again why you live here now?

[kyley_b]

There's nothing for me on the ground. [If it wasn't already obvious? Kyle is not exactly sober. So yeah, he drunk parkoured himself up here.]

You ever just embarrass yourself so badly you wanna die?

[natzoom]

[It should've been obvious, but Natsume is kind of a dumbass so it takes him actually breathing in the alcohol scent to understand. Then he's carefully settling himself between Kyle and the edge of the roof, just in case.]

More frequently than I'd like, yes.

[kyley_b]

Then you understand why I must live here now.