Text From Last Night aka Tales From Folkmore

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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[kyley_b]

no.

i spider-monkeyed out the window. i'm very good at that.
you know when i was a kid i knew a guy who would break into my room all the time?

[natzoom]

thats very upsetting

[He's climbing, it's hard to climb and text at the same time.]

[kyley_b]

sometimes i would wake up and he'd just be standing over my bed.

[natzoom]

[From the corner of the roof:] Shit, Kyle.

[kyley_b]

[He turns and blinks at Natsume.]

Oh, hey dude.

[natzoom]

Hi. [Said amidst heavy, exhausted panting. He us not athletic, even with magic kitty powers.]

[kyley_b]

You okay?

[Kyle you made him climb up here, no he's not okay!]

[natzoom]

[Natsume has never flipped anyone off in his life, but if he ever did, he'd probably make a similar expression to the one he has now.]

Spectacular. [Crawling across the roof now.] Explain again why you live here now?

[kyley_b]

There's nothing for me on the ground. [If it wasn't already obvious? Kyle is not exactly sober. So yeah, he drunk parkoured himself up here.]

You ever just embarrass yourself so badly you wanna die?

[natzoom]

[It should've been obvious, but Natsume is kind of a dumbass so it takes him actually breathing in the alcohol scent to understand. Then he's carefully settling himself between Kyle and the edge of the roof, just in case.]

More frequently than I'd like, yes.

[kyley_b]

Then you understand why I must live here now.

[natzoom]

Oh dear. [Heavy sigh, and a conciliatory cat tail draped across Kyle's shoulders.] Do you want to tell me what happened?

[kyley_b]

No. You'll lose respect for me.

[Like you have so much dignity now, Kyle.]

I'm sorry I made you come up on my shame roof. Were you having a nice day?

[natzoom]

I won't. Don't be silly. But if you don't want to talk about it, you don't need to.

[Continued shoulder-patting.] It was fine, just taking a walk. Stretching my legs. Thinking.

[kyley_b]

Thinking about what?

[natzoom]

My place in the universe. What to make for dinner. One of those, usually.

[kyley_b]

Why not both?

[natzoom]

One thing at a time, otherwise I get a headache. [His cat tail is moving to rest across the top of Kyle's head now, patting gently.] Do you have a headache?

[kyley_b]

...yeah. A little.

Your tail is SO cute.

[natzoom]

Mmmm, probably because you've been drinking, and not water, so you're dehydrated. [The mom has become the mommed! My, my, how the turn tables.]

Thank you. It has it's uses. [Like twitching until it's hanging down in Kyle's face and swishing across his nose.]

[kyley_b]

Yeah. Yeah, but like. I'm allowed. I'm an adult.

[Which just sets him giggling.] I see that. It's great. You guys are so great.

[natzoom]

Mmm, yes, you are, good job. [So adult. The adulty-est.

Since laughter is better than Batman-ing, Natsume just keeps tickling Kyle's nose with his tail.] So are you. This place would fall apart without you.

[kyley_b]

Thank you!

[Yeah, although be careful not to get him cackling TOO hard or he might roll off the roof.]

No it wouldn't. But thank you. For just believing in me. Even if I'm am idiot asshole.

[natzoom]

[That's why Natsume is gently grabbing onto his shirt. Cause his tiny little noodle arms are gonna be able to stop that.]

It would too! Revelry in the firepits, people setting off fireworks in dry grass. We need you down there.

[Noseboop with the tail.] Nobody thinks that about you, except the cruel things in your head.

[kyley_b]

Oh my god, they're not really setting off fireworks are they?! [SO DISTRESSING!]

Right, right, but I didn't mean it in a BAD way exactly. Just like a, hey sometimes I'm a dumbass way.

What do you think is romantic?