TFLN aka Tales From Folkmore

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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

Texts From Last Night Generator

Comments

[da_champion]

My dear, I don't read.

There's no pictures.

[somethingrevolutionary]

It has diagrams and sketches.

You don't read?

[da_champion]

I don't like reading. I will read on the rare occasion but I don't really do it.

[somethingrevolutionary]

Books contain whole worlds. Ideas and philosophies. Magics.

[fistofvengeance]

I don't know this place is magic!

I figured all I had to do was hold that stupid spoon, think real hard about it and something will show up. Either a jerrycan or a wholeass gas station on legs or something.

I'm not picky.

[da_champion]

Books about magic are tightly controlled by the Chantry. It was only through my connections with a smuggling network I was able to get the few that I owned. And we have storytellers who perform books. My friend Varric's one. Listening to them read out loud is much better than the sound of my own voice in my own head.

[somethingrevolutionary]

They're burned in Piltover. How they're controlled across Runeterra varies from culture to culture. I love reading my father's notes because the Solari don't share their books with anyone. I only read what I read because I studied with them, however briefly. It's incredible to have them.

As for storytellers, you should explore the library offerings here. They've recorded the storytellers.

[oldbetsy]

I've still got some of them if you want one. Or like a dozen.

Won't even throw them at you, promise.

[da_champion]

I get the distinct impression I should never go to Piltover.

When I get tired of doing physical things, maybe I'll consider sitting still and reading but then again... I could always become a mabari and chase my tail instead.

[pinkxeno]

What if he doesn't want torture, and wants love and cuddles?

I totally can, I'm like - the main mom!

[pinkxeno]

reaaaally?

i want them all
they smelled so good!!!

[heirlift]

no but they could trick you into letting them inside with jesus or girl scout cookies!

[heirlift]

i think that's bears, not squirrels. i saw squirrels all the time in the winter, back on earth. i never saw any bears.

being a bear might not let you conveniently hitch a ride in someone's backpack, but it'd probably be pretty cool.

[heirlift]

I think it's cute, and it was the better of the two. We can't have a princess and an empress.

[ Even he doesn't know what he's talking about sometimes. With much reluctance, John stands and does a big stretch. ]

Okay then! I'll go get her real quick... oh and I guess check on Harold. So. See you in a bit?

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ He hands Phil the vanilla one. ]

Let me know how it is.

[ Since these are really small cups for Steve so he can always order them more.

He's got salted caramel, and he tries it and uh. Well. ]

It tastes. Aquatic.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Gas station sounds expensive, though I guess you could think real hard about a full tank. I guess I didn't have to think about it, since I never had an empty tank.

[culver]

[nill never had a dad to teach her crime, woe]

So I have to find you a car?

[culver]

What is a girl scout cookie?

[oldbetsy]

I knew you had good taste. That's why I like you.

[And all the pink too, yup.]

[kyley_b]

Well. We can sleep on it.

[Does Kyle watch that stretch with interest? Yes. Look, John's cute, ok?]

Yeah, sure. I'll be here, you can just come on in. Be careful out there, okay?

[foundlingfather]

[There's a pause from then as his his helmet dips, and then..]

I'm...sorry that happened. [Would things have been different, if he hadn't been in such a rush to get back to Mos Espa? Force knows.]

If it means anything. He's dead. Fett killed him. [Part of Din wishes it was at his hand, and if it wasn't for Fennec, it would have been.]

[foundlingfather]

[Rude Cassian.]

Give me a minute.

[heirlift]

I will be.

[ He leans in to steal one last parting-for-now kiss, finds the cat-erpillar wandering around to give it a scritch on the head, and is then out the door.

And Harold? Harold is nowhere to be seen, off on important squirrel business. ]

[heirlift]

it's one of a dozen insidious confectionaries peddled by little girls who come to your house or accost you at the grocery store and make you feel bad for not giving them your money because then they can't go on a camping trip or whatever which is STUPID because camping is free!

they're not as bad as the batterwitch, she turned out to be an evil alien dictator, but i wouldn't be surprised if they took inspiration from her.

[ There's a very personal story in here, somewhere. ]

[kyley_b]

[Kyle watches John go, and then sighs. He looks at the cat-erpillar.]

Think I love that dude, you know?

[It snorts. Which really does sum it up.]