TFLN aka Tales from Folkmore

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Spock | Star Trek | Familiar

[kaiidths]

1. I did mention that it was unwise to consume so many corndogs in such a short amount of time.

2. A lesson has been learned. I will not be accepting unknown substances from animals again.

3. I thought it pertinent to let you know that you did, in fact, purchase a boat last night. However, I am certain you are still within the standard return window. It would be wise to take advantage of this in a timely manner.

4. I told you that I am opposed to hijinks. Please respect that.

5. Text him!

3.

[subroutined]

Cheers for that. I guess I got so excited by the possibility that I could buy anything that I went out and bought the biggest thing around.

[kaiidths]

It was a very large boat. Quite unsuited for the environment we are in. I would recommend returning it for that reason alone.

[subroutined]

Do you think I could exchange it for a smaller one? I do kind of like the idea of having a boat.

[kaiidths]

While I am unfamiliar with the specific retail policies of this shop, I see no reason why that would not be an option.

Please elaborate on "the idea" of having a boat.

[subroutined]

Well, you know...
I've never had anything that was mine before. Actually, properly mine.
And a boat seems like an awfully interesting thing to have.

I can travel around the lake.
I can take people out with me.

A boat is like freedom, I guess.

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[unas]

I heard about your shore leave.

[kaiidths]

[ ... ]

While there were, indeed, hijinks, they were not intended and will not be repeated.

[unas]

I'm slightly concerned about what you expected if hijinks weren't the outcome.

[kaiidths]

I did not expect the ritual to go as it did.

Where did you hear about this?

2.

[theladyofhighever]

Anything which isn't a bakery item from the cats generally isn't safe.

[kaiidths]

The item in question was not a bakery item from the cats. However, I should have known to be careful. My physiology is not generally accounted for here.

It is unclear how long these symptoms will last.

[theladyofhighever]

One must be incredibly careful.

If it's from the cats, it's generally safe.

The same goes for the Catfe.

Anything else? Don't trust it.

May I ask what you ate which had such an adverse reaction?

2.

[halsband]

Was it a cat at the market? They're the top offenders.

[kaiidths]

Indeed. It seemed quite rude to refuse, and as I did not detect any chocolate in the confection, I incorrectly assumed it to be safe.

I was wrong.

Do you know what is in the cakes?

[halsband]

Nope.
You're better off hiding until whatever it is goes away.

[He's assuming it's something far more concerning than "the cake made me sick".]

[kaiidths]

[ Far, far more concerning: he keeps trying to hug things. ]

I will do that promptly. It seems to be getting worse as time goes by. Which area of Folkmore is the least populous?

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[unsign]

fine. do you want me to say you're right? YOU'RE RIGHT. i feel like garbage.

[kaiidths]

I was not hoping for a specific outcome. This was merely a reminder that this fate could have been easily avoided were it not for your very human hubris.

Perhaps a visit to the doctor is in order.

[unsign]

he says, like he isn't half human. i know who you are commander! i know you

ugh no i'm fine leave me to suffer i don't want some cat doctor pawing me

[kaiidths]

Did you not mention that your Chief Medical Officer is a Caitian?

Surely you are used to that.

1.

[punderworldgod]

Next time you could stick something else in my mouth to take their place.

[kaiidths]

I fail to see what that would accomplish.

[punderworldgod]

Cannot eat more corndogs with a full mouth. Instead of offering a solution it'd be solving the problem.

[kaiidths]

A simpler solution would have been to exercise your self-control and refrain from eating so many at once.

Was it worth it?