TFLN aka Tales from Folkmore

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

[beastliness]

1. And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my boyfriend out of a dress with a sword.

2. Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform minor surgery.

3. Did you put a bounty out on my virginity?

4. Text him!

1

[thinkfirst]

[ hot

wait no ]

Was your boyfriend unharmed after said procedure?

[beastliness]

Yes.

I am well-versed in the use of blades.

[thinkfirst]

Then I must congratulate you on your precise control and technique.

And, perhaps, offer myself as a sparring partner. I'm afraid my skills will start to wane.

[beastliness]

It has taken many years of practice, but thank you.

I would gladly accept. I've been looking for someone to spar and train with since I arrived.

[thinkfirst]

I have as well! My best friend trains with me regularly but we have to switch sometimes or we'll get complacent.

[beastliness]

Exactly. It's important to push yourself whenever possible to maintain your skills.

[thinkfirst]

[ A kindred spirit oh thank goodness. ]

I couldn't agree more. Going to the academy is one thing—have you tried that yet, by any chance? The sheer amount of weaponry there rivals the royal armory at home.

2.

[theladyofhighever]

I am an expert with a knife. Though, if I may, what is preventing you from taking the wounded to an actual healer?

[beastliness]

It is ah... Quite embarrassing.

[theladyofhighever]

It cannot be any more embarrassing than the time when Wynne forced Zevran to put his money where his mouth was and she outlasted him. With every last one of us listening to the clash of the Titans.

So please. Do tell. It will not escape these walls.

cw: blood, needles, stitches

[beastliness]

A friend from home tried to teach me needlework, once. I hoped to try again here.

I appear to have accidentally stitched myself to my sleeve in the process.

( Only a few stitches, but, you know. Probably safer if someone else de-threads him. )

cw: blood, needles, stitches

[theladyofhighever]

Needlework can be very soothing in a stressful environment such as this.

Oh my. Yes, that sounds painful.

Where do you live, I'll be right over.

[beastliness]

I thought so. Though I suppose it's more soothing when done correctly.

In the cottages.

Thank you, Mariane.

( She gets a location pin! )

[theladyofhighever]

Very much so. Once I tried embroidering a griffon for my intended. He described it as looking like a vulture, the exact opposite of what I'd been attempting.

You're welcome, it's the least I can do.

[approximately fifteen minutes later, she arrives and knocks on the door]

3.

[hachinmitsu]

No??? It's not mine to auction off???

[beastliness]

Someone certainly feels differently.

( He sends the post (bounty) in question. It's promising quite the reward for getting Dimitri into bed. )

[hachinmitsu]

That's uh
Really messed up

No ones tried to do anything have they??

[beastliness]

The number of pictures I've received of people in various states of undress is... Uncomfortable, to say the least.

3

[laidtocrest]

i just worry sometimes, highness

[beastliness]

Worry about what, exactly?

Please remove the bounty, Sylvain.

( He's getting very uncomfortable solicitations! )

[laidtocrest]

i'll try to figure out how (btw is it working? did anyone respond???)

you like your comfort zones and sometimes those zones are a little too comfortable to be good for you i think

[beastliness]

I have received many pictures of parts of men and women I would have preferred not to see at all!

What comfort zones, specifically? I consider myself willing to face anything in battle or to explore new places.

[laidtocrest]

i'm pretty impressed, though it was the same back at the academy, wasn't it? probably shouldn't be surprised. but i didn't even offer that much so i wasn't expecting any takers.

[beastliness]

This place seems to bring out those types of... Urges in others.

( Dimitri, don't act like you aren't lusting after a dragon boy. )