TFLN aka Tales From Folkmore

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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

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[fistofvengeance]

I'll try not to hone my skills around stupid people, then.

[spktr]

I never knew you were an aspiring juggler

[fistofvengeance]

You just told me to get a hobby like three messages ago.

Why NOT stunts with knives?

[spktr]

I meant something like painting or yodeling or whatever it is your heart desires without risking your own bloody hands

[fistofvengeance]

Yodeling

Steven. Yodeling???

[spktr]

It's an example!

[fistofvengeance]

A bad one!

If you're gonna try to sell me on a different hobby, at least make it something you'd think I'd actually do.

[spktr]

Does that mean you'd consider painting?

[fistofvengeance]

I'd consider it three seconds longer than yodeling.

Come on, you really can't guess anything I'd like?

[spktr]

Other than endangering yourself with pointy things and whatnot...

I suppose I'm still learning about you too, you know. i know you like films, and probably the gym

you haven't really opened up about that sort of thing

[and, honestly, they've barely lived together long enough with Steven being conscious of Marc's existence, he realizes]

[fistofvengeance]

[Trick question, Steven. Marc doesn't really have that many hobbies. Unless the motorcycle counts.]

Bam. There it is. My biggest hobby is not opening up about myself.

But I'll accept films, if sitting on my ass for ninety minutes staring at a screen counts as a hobby.

[spktr]

That's not a hobby, it's a character flaw

Have you ever tried cooking? baking?

[fistofvengeance]

You're just jealous cause I'm so good at it.

There's no fun in cooking. It's just a chore that you do, then you eat the food and it's all over.

[spktr]

Yes, Marc. I'm jealous of your ability to be emotionally constipated, you got me there

Fair enough, i've never been too fond of it myself

I suppose if you're not using the knives on other people, maybe you can get away with the juggling bit. the next time you chop off your pinkie finger though don't come crying to me

[fistofvengeance]

You're saying that like I've lost pinkies before. Maybe have some faith in my abilities instead, huh? How about that? I spent years catching crescent boomerang blades in the palm of my hand, I like to think I know what I'm doing.

Don't try it for yourself though. Muscle memory or no muscle memory.

[spktr]

You make a fair point, and I'm not trying to upset you mate. of course I know youre bloody skilled

I suppose I'm just trying to also encourage other hobbies too

[fistofvengeance]

I'm not upset

[Well not like that, anyway. Ahem.]

I'll find other hobbies if I find them.

[spktr]

You don't have to fight me of all people on it. we can find something together

[fistofvengeance]

Fine.

But I'm still juggling the knives. And maybe some forks.

[spktr]

Maybe some tongs next too
bowls?
bowls would be impressive

[fistofvengeance]

I can try bowls if it'll make you happy.

[spktr]

I'd certainly love to see it

[fistofvengeance]

You will. Guarantee it.

[spktr]

Brilliant!

I learn something new about you every day

[fistofvengeance]

[That is actually kind of a terrifying notion, considering Marc's past. It takes a minute before he responds again.]

It'd be weird if you didn't.