TFLN aka Tales from Folkmore

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[kyley_b]

actually not denying that because you're annoyingly hot.

i mean i think most everyone i know would die of embarrassment/anger.

[givehead]

What are the requirements for being 'annoyingly hot' as opposed to not annoyingly hot?

Wow. No damn respect in this place.

[kyley_b]

'annoyingly hot' is when you have a shitty personality but your physical attractiveness outweighs it enough to confuse dicks.

we know a lot of shy people, dude.

[givehead]

Yeah, all right, that's legit. I do enjoy giving dudes a mental crisis.

Okay, true. So many shy people. So many prudes. Such little time. It keeps me up at night knowing I cannot corrupt them all.

[kyley_b]

that is the basis for our friendship.

you wifed up fast dude you have nobody to blame but yourself.

[givehead]

Us pointing out each other's flaws?

What can I say? I have the heart of a stallion and Ken is the wild west.

But seriously, have you met Ken? Who the fuck wouldn't wife him up? He leaves me fucking poems all around the house. Ain't anyone worth the corruption for that.

(It is the cutest thing in the entire universe.)

[kyley_b]

pretty much, yeah.

i have met him, yes. we're pretty good friends, as a matter of fact, and i have to say i've never felt the urge to make him my life partner. but that is, legit, the CUTEST FUCKING THING.

i'm glad for you guys. for real, that's not me doing the bitter sarcasm thing for once.

[givehead]

Good. He deserves a friend like you. And like, wow, part of me is offended on behalf of my soulmate, but also that's probably for the best because I do not handle jealousy in morally upright ways.

(AKA he would literally murder a bitch.)

Right, dude. I think I fucking died when I saw the first one. Then he just. Leaves more? And small little trinkets? I have no fucking idea what I did to deserve him. If I didn't get so thoroughly railed by him and vice versa on a regular basis, I would genuinely wonder if it was just this sexy, sexy romantic hallucination.





Wait, really.

(LOUDLY SQUINTING????? Kyle you're like the king of romantic bitterness......

Unless.......)

Oh, word. You dipped your dick into that trollussy finally, huh.

[kyley_b]

aw, thanks. you know i am your friend too, i hope. we just have more of a frenemies vibe. and dude tbh i never want to be on the recieving end of your jealousy because i know you have swords. there was a literal infant version of you trying to kill stuff for a while there i do not want the adult version coming for me because i looked at ken's butt or something.

that is so sweet, wow. i wonder how he even thinks to do it. i mean like the most i'd expect from a guy is like maybe he picks up some bagels or cookies or some shit every so often. maybe offers to pay for mcdonald's.

yes really, you buttmunch.


[SCREECH.]

I DID NOT