TFLN aka Tales from Folkmore

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[givehead]

How does one drink gravy without swallowing, John? Riddle me that.

[heirlift]

you know there is literally no way i can answer that without you making something filthy out of it and that's honestly not fair.

[givehead]

You set yourself up for failure with that one.

I'll cut you some slack though. Whymst the absolute fuck did you drink gravy?

John. I want you to sincerely understand how much restraint I am showing right now. Out of sheer respect for my brother's sweet, sweet, supple best friend. Restraint.

[heirlift]

okay, you know what? let me just say it up front, then. dirk please stop imagining me sucking dick, yours or otherwise. it's not happening.

i drank the gravy because i was hungry and i didn't feel like cooking anything that took more effort. also it tastes good.

[givehead]

Wow, dude. I wasn't imagining you sucking dick at all.

I was imagining you swallowing semen. Totally different scenario. It's just a close, close cousin.

Okay. Full stop that's nasty as hell, dude.

[heirlift]

well now you're just arguing se

the meaning of words.

[ Nailed it. ]

how is it nasty? it's just food!

im so sorry for this one ,

[givehead]

Our choice of words is fundamental to our ability to effectively communicate with one another, John.

Now, was I imagining myself sucking dick? Just maybe so. However, there is no true timeline wherein I am not imagining myself sucking dick. That reality doesn't exist. So really, John, every time you talk to me, you'll have to stress about that possibility.

It's just inevitable. The dick in my mind will always stray to the throat of my soul. When you produced me in that tube, you must have ingrained me with your latent homosexual tendencies.

It's the implication, dude.

are you really tho 😩

[heirlift]

maybe i should just never talk to you again then!

[ There is about a two minute, twenty three second pause. That's how long he lasts before he decides he can't just let it lie. Like it or not, he can't just quit the Striders like that. ]

and anyway i'm not a homosexual. the word is "pansexual", thank you very much! so don't blame your dick obsession on me.

no,,,i never been sorry a day in my life

[givehead]

Naw. We're friends. I think. Actually, I have no idea. Perhaps comfortable acquaintances.

(No one could ever fault him for that. They were an addictive sort.)

Is that what they callin' it these days?

Well damn, dude, what else should I blame it on? The nuclear radiation in the water? What was that one homophobic conspiracy theory? Something about making frogs gay. I don't remember. Point is, I'm the frog. Oh shit. Maybe I should blame Jade.

[heirlift]

you leave jade out of this! but yes go ahead and blame whatever the batterwitch put in the water. you know what, i like that, because i really don't care what she thinks! or would think if she weren't dead.

[ No comment on "friends". Even though they are. He doesn't let just anyone ride on his back, okay. ]