TFLN aka Tales from Folkmore

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Zagreus | Hades

[intheblood]

1. I am honestly a little disappointed by those around me and their stunning lack of ability to dance on the stripper pole. Must I do everything myself?

2. Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.

3. Unless you're going to start buying my underwear, I'll have to ask you to stop ripping it off of me.

4. I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it.

5. (text him! misfires welcome!)

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[kyley_b]

at least she needs it to be explained?

[intheblood]

As far as I know, yes. Let's just avoid finding out whether she does or not, okay? Okay, that sounds lovely.

If you want to bother my family, I'm sure Lord Dionysus or Lady Aphrodite would be happy to indulge you, though.

[kyley_b]

yeah dude, no worries.

why would i want to bother your family?

[intheblood]

The same reason you'd want to bother my mother with lewd factoids, I suppose. For fun? I'm only guessing here.

[kyley_b]

i would NEVER. i was just saying it's a small mercy she doesn't know wtf that is.

i try not to bother god type things.

[intheblood]

Smart fellow. Were it that everyone had such common sense. There's a surprisingly non-zero amount of mortals who haven't figured that one out yet, despite all word to the wise.

[kyley_b]

i'm not super religious but i just figure it's best not to totally annoy someone who can fuck up your whole life.

[intheblood]

That's smart. Otherwise you end up getting turned into things like spiders. Or birds. Wouldn't want that. Neither of them have fingers for sending text messages, now do they?

[kyley_b]

not usually, no. here, maybe.

[intheblood]

Touche. Well then, I guess anyone is at their leisure to insult the Fox, then, and see what happens. I won't be volunteering for that one, I'm afraid.

I guess she's already done that to some unbidden though, hasn't she?

[kyley_b]

what, messed them up? yeah.

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[arclightning]

If you're smart enough you probably don't need pants. Not like they're gonna look down at you. They're in a window.

[intheblood]

I think they might notice as I was approaching, not to mention anyone else who might be there for some delicious ice cream. I don't mind showing off now and again, but I'd prefer it with willing partners and not foisted on the unsuspecting, if I can avoid it.

[arclightning]

Are you without pants completely?

That's another story

[intheblood]

Well, yes. What else am I meant to do while the rest are in the wash?

[arclightning]

Reserve a single pair of underwear like a normal person? Come on, man. This is people basics. Even my brother knows that.

[intheblood]

Oh, well. I would, if I wore any. I never could get on board with them, unfortunately.

[arclightning]

How do you not get on board with underwear? They're not something you get on board with. You just. Wear them. To stop everything from

you know

rubbing.