1. I am honestly a little disappointed by those around me and their stunning lack of ability to dance on the stripper pole. Must I do everything myself?
2. Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
3. Unless you're going to start buying my underwear, I'll have to ask you to stop ripping it off of me.
4. I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it.
Zagreus | Hades
2. Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
3. Unless you're going to start buying my underwear, I'll have to ask you to stop ripping it off of me.
4. I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it.
5. (text him! misfires welcome!)