TFLN

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[pursuitofcappiness]

Nooo

Knockkcnock

[pursuitofcappiness]

It was probably all the flooding.

Guess I'll just deflate it. You need a giant plastic tarp?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Thank you. Too bad there's no complimentary guidebook

3

[pursuitofcappiness]

You don't remember?

[unas]

I could probably find a use for it.
You need a piece?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Nope. Plenty of other stuff I'm trying to find the owner for, but I think the beach ball might've just been a joke.

[unas]

How much do you have?

[wwrench]

Hang on a minute. It sounds like my reputation precedes me, and now I'm interested in your assumptions.

[wwrench]

Where do you think the duck pees? It was just being selfish, not wanting to share its private bath with a view.

[wwrench]

Not unless you're trying to savor it. Haven't found any beer here worth that, though. I just want to get drunk as fast as possible. What do you say?

[unas]

Would you want to see someone pee into your pond? Or toilet.

1

[unas]

About three minutes after I told you it was a statue and not a woman.

[wwrench]

When you've got to go, sometimes that's it. I don't disparage. Don't tell me you've never watched someone pee before?

Re: 3

[overnightoaks]

Well, I was sort of facing off against one of those falling star copies of myself, so I'm not sure if he did it or if I did...

2.

[overnightoaks]

Oh, I don't think so! That's just the power of Positive Thinking, my friend!~

[fxckery]

could've been one of those wonky old statues, though
like the pig-lion

[fxckery]

the power of what

[fxckery]

not sure it's really that complicated, mate

[fxckery]

absolutely yes
but where does the gun come into it

[unas]

I can't say it's something I do.

[unas]

Still not a woman.
Still a statue.

[wwrench]

Really? I thought all women...

On second thought, forget that. You've at least peed outdoors before though, right? It's very freeing.

[wwrench]

Oh, no that's just what they call it. You aren't familiar? You punch a hole in the base of the can and open the top so it drains out faster. See who can drink it first.

Though I guess we could shoot skeet after?

stephen strange . mcu

[rehandle]

1. I can't play hard to get, I'm already hard to want
2. The fact that I'm constantly saying surreal and unpleasant things is just part of my charm
3. Then he asked me if my 'junk stayed the same' as a perfectly ordinary, run-of-the-mill question. Apparently that's not a given. Can't decide if I love it or hate it here
4. I would remind you that any dream can be a prophetic dream if you're willing to do some really weird shit.
5. The tension between me and what I'm capable of is getting out of hand

[yilingdaddy]

Well yes, probably. But I've never tested it MYSELF.