Text From Last Night aka Tales From Folkmore

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[forkingethical]

I know that's why I'm training you

[necrosavior]

Next time, if I text you, I'll get eggs?

[forkingethical]

yeah babe
text me and i'll make you eggs
as long as i'm sober otherwise i might have to wait til it's safe to use a stove

[necrosavior]

great terms
safety matters
asking for things and getting them is the real magic

[forkingethical]

yeah
one time i tried to make dinner TOO drunk and i lit a plastic bag on fire
god it smelled bad
but WITHIN SAFETY i got u girl

[ this is actually huge growth for her tbh ]

yeah it really is, isn't it?

[necrosavior]

That's kind of impressive
(in the wrong way I know, I won't do it)

Back at yoooooou
Ask and ye shall receive

[forkingethical]

aww babe
don't cook cuz for me food on your world sounds uh
gross
u no what no i'll show you how to make mac n cheese

[necrosavior]

you're not wrong
i didn't get to experience the tasty parts
definitely couldn't cook them

but yes, teach me something easy. i want the pooooooooooooower

[forkingethical]

i will induct you to the all powerful suburban bench world
quesadillas would be good too. they're like nachos but less messy.
and pancakes.
we givin' you the college babe starter kit

[necrosavior]

i want all this
also
what is the most boring, flavorless food you've ever eaten?
asking for a friend somehow allergic to things tasting good

[forkingethical]

mission tortillas
also really garbage mashed potatoes with no gravy
white bread
really anything vaguely beige is a good place to start

[necrosavior]

😔 to me
this is one way i show my love
(not eating it, just presenting it)
good to keep an eye out constantly for vaguely beige
someone should put that on a menu
or every menu
'vaguely beige' [insert food here]

[forkingethical]

since we are friends now
pls don't ever offer me bland food

too bad they don't have chain restaurants here
i could just send y'all to applebee's

[necrosavior]

i wouldn't do that to you
you get notch o's and cool shit

this is specifically because of someone who hates like...
flavor
texture
smell?
basically the foodier the food is, the worse it goes

[forkingethical]

aww babe

uhhhh honestly like
vanilla shake??
it's basically white cold liquid with a good texture

[necrosavior]

<3

that description sounds good
do we have that around here?
that really sounds like protein paste
in a good-for-this-situation way

[forkingethical]

since they have nachos im sure they have shakes
oh you could probably do protein smoothies too
spinach maybe?
i think that's the most not-flavor