Text From Last Night aka Tales From Folkmore

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[kyley_b]

also ok i'd be concerned if you didn't know how, all things considered?

[moondregs]

I just panicked and got embarrassed.

I don’t need that kind of advice from you.

That would be way awkward.

[kyley_b]

yeah. yeah it would be.

dude you did have sex ed classes right?

[moondregs]

KYLE

[kyley_b]

it's a legitimate question!!

I did quick research on sex ed in Japan just for you!!!

[moondregs]

Kind of.

:D cw: sex talk

[kyley_b]

kind of like 'i know how a condom works kyle' or kind of like me being taught about anal fisting by my elementary school teacher?

[moondregs]

What the hell is that example?

[kyley_b]

an unfortunately true one?

now come on, how good was your sex ed?

[moondregs]

They wouldn’t even let the human drawings in the book be naked.

[kyley_b]

oh no.

what about natsume?!

[moondregs]

I’ve never asked him about his sex education. I don’t usually go around quizzing people on that.

[kyley_b]

oh my god but you two are DOING IT you need to know things!

i'll make you a pamphlet.

[moondregs]

It’s just going to be you obsessing over STIs again isn’t it?

[kyley_b]

i do not OBSESS i just acknowledge that they are a thing that exists!

and NO!

[moondregs]

We don’t need a pamphlet, anyway. I think we have a pretty good handle on things.

[kyley_b]

ok probably but still like

i guess you don't need condoms actually.

[moondregs]

Condoms can’t protect you from lightning. You need to stop thinking in real world logic.

cw: just fucktalk here on in really

[kyley_b]

just because magic fuck lightning exists does NOT negate the fact that you could catch something!

but since you were all apparently virgins when you landed here, FINE.

you have a stockpile of lube i assume.

[moondregs]

No Kyle we’re just going in dry and screaming the whole time.

[kyley_b]

listen here you little shit i am just trying to look out for the well being of your parts!

[moondregs]

I have had sex almost everyday for the past month.

I have broken multiple sex toys with my stamina.

I’ve now had multiple threesomes.

I THINK I MIGHT BE OKAY KYLE.

[kyley_b]

ok point taken.

every day, really? jesus, aren't you guys sore?


look i just worry ok? sexual health is important. catching something is really scary.

[moondregs]

Rabbits never leave heat once they enter it. So, in other words, no.

If there are things like that here they’re probably magical and a regular condom won’t help anyway. They probably make you start sprouting flowers or talking in rhyme or something.

[kyley_b]

wow.
wowwww.

yeah. ok yeah.
well. i'm never fucking anyone now thanks for that brain fodder.