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Text From Last Night aka Tales From Folkmore
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.
This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!
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Why is this what you're even thinking about...
[ He's wrong, he could absolutely use the outlet. ]
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and ur tense all the time
don't knock it til you try it
........you're over 18 right im not going to get arrested for giving sex lessons to a minor
ADVICE not lessons you are not allowed to bang me
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[ Like people aren't horny during war? Like Eren has never been? Pls. ]
I'm 19.
And I don't want to sleep with you anyway!
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and they're like the oldest records of humans or whatever right
im pretty sure people bang during war
good news tho
it's not war here
and you're legal! bang other legal people!
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But right, there's no war here.
Still, why should I be trying to do that? Talk about things you might regret.
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you might not regret it at all
it might be, like, amazeballs
and relaxing
and make you stop thinking about all the other crap in your head that normally won't shut up
and then you're tired AF so you sleep really well
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I still don't think this is going to be a thing.
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it's going to be a thing
unless your ace
which is valid ftr
or if ur an all knowing not-a-person who technically can't have sex
u aren't a janet are you?
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What the hell are you talking about?
Of course I could do it if I wanted to.
Who's Janet?
[ He has also never heard of asexuality as a thing. ]
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But like idk maybe try it first or at least like make out with someone
Janet is a supercomputer thing that knows everything in the universe and one of my best friends. You also can't bang her. Like, literally you can't, and she has a husband. im pretty sure they're monogamous
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But I'm not just going to make out with someone randomly. Do people do that?
[ HE HAS NO IDEA ]
Supercomputer. Computer is like a machine, right? Why would you want to have sex with a machine in the first place?
[ STILL NO IDEA ]
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yes
people do that
a lot
especially if you flirt with them and or it is dark and one or both of you is drunk
....look humans are weird
also Janet is REALLY hot
and she's nice
BUT WE ARE GOING TO FIND YOU A HOT AVAILABLE PERSON YOUR AGE do u care about gender no wrong answers
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But if you say so.
So you're just sad YOU can't bang Janet?
[ In his defence, he has never met a Janet. ]
I don't know. Men I guess.
But I still don't need to worry about this sort of thing!
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But maybe I should make banging hot ladies a higher priority
SEE THIS IS HOW WE LEARN ABOUT OURSELVES
look! that's a start!
ok i'll be on the lookout for hot available youngish men for eren
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[ Why are they still talking about this! ]
Eleanor. Don't worry about this. I'm totally fine.
[ He absolutely 100% is not totally fine, but that's not related to this particular topic. ]
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God she would literally give up banging if she had Chidi back. What a weird forking thought. ]
Dude no one says totally fine unless something is bugging the crap out of them
it's cool we will fix this
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[ It wasn't really bugging him before, but of course now he's thinking about it? Ugh, he hates this, why is this a thing. ]
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u no where to find me if u have questions or need help finding a lay