Text From Last Night aka Tales From Folkmore

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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3

[ooting]

wats a gringo

Re: 3

[forkingethical]

little girls who won't eat their spicy tacos ok

u don't want to be a gringo chupacabras eat gringos. eat ur tacos.

[ooting]

ew i dont lik spicy its lik im eeting fir and it taysts bad too
chupacabras cant get me
theyd hav to go tru mama
shed [kill them because she's a super-strong assassin] kik them super hih up and they wudnt com down

[forkingethical]

what kind of lame kid doesn't want to eat fire
u could be a dragon
also everyone knows gringos aren't supposed to be here
so they'll kick you and your mom out!
that would be so bad!
eat ur tacos!

[ooting]

im not laym i just dont want to eetfire it sownds lik it hurts
no the majikfocks sayd we cud stey becuz she wanted to se us reetch ower tru potenshul
they wudnt kik us out for not eeting spicy tacos
or for beeing gringos
ur being MEEN

[The power of denial from a small child who absolutely refuses to go anywhere now that she's here and has her mom, at work.]

[forkingethical]

[ true potential??? eleanor missed that part ]

but what if
your true potential
is unlocked with spicy tacos
what if you don't eat them and you NEVER KNOW how powerful of a
uh
ninja warrior princess you could be?

[ Manipulating literal children? doing great there Eleanor ]

[ooting]

i dont wana be a ninja warrior princess
they need sayving a lot
i wana be a spy
and spys dont eet fire unles they havto sayv a princess
they sayv lots of princesses

[And also the world, just like her dad, but that's something she's not about to tell this random meanie.]

[forkingethical]

spys have to BLEND IN
if u don't eat ur tacos everyone will know you aren't a spy ur just a
gringo
and then how can you save the princesses????