Text From Last Night aka Tales From Folkmore

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

sunny 🔪 omori

[oversleep]

1. i'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife.
2. took 45 minutes to masturbate. fuck you zoloft im never getting diagnosed with depression again.
3. guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight.
4. i'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
5. i'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. save me some brisket.

god all of these are going to be awful - 4

[moondregs]

Sunny why are you asking me this.

[oversleep]

because i'm listening to bach and watching porn, why else?

[moondregs]

We have only ever spoken once and it was about my jellyfish this is the second message I've ever gotten from you.

[oversleep]

is that a problem?
you don't have to talk to me, junpei.

[moondregs]

I don't mind talking to you.

I just didn't think we were at this level of familiarity yet.

Or would be.

Ever.

5.

[queenking]

Get more cornbread while you're up there also I didn't save you any ribs

[oversleep]

_{[ Somewhere in the very present forefront of his mind, his headspace representation of himself is losing his temper upon reading the message. ]}

i don't think you need cornbread if you've eaten all the ribs.
_{[ HE'S MAD THERE'S NO RIBS??? THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF THERE WAS RIBS.. ]}

[queenking]

[Stab her, she's a rotten rib-stealing bastard.]

sure I do, balanced breakfast. corn is vegetable.

shoulda faked a seizure, kiddo.

[oversleep]

get it yourself.
i don't cater to pigs.

_{[ WOW??? SUCH?? A CHARMER??? HE'S JUST REALLY MAD ABOUT NO RIBS... ]}

1.

[natzoom]

Do you have any plans after that?

1/2

[oversleep]

stand naked in the kitchen again.

[oversleep]

with two knives.

[natzoom]

Well I suppose that's

Improvement.

[oversleep]

don't you do that sometimes?

3.

[overnightoaks]

Oh. Well... Self defense can really be a useful skill, depending on your environment, but I'm not so sure you should learn from some random guy on a bus.

[oversleep]

i’m gonna fight.

_{[ is he being a shitpost or is he serious ]}

[overnightoaks]

[ Look, after helping Grant eviscerate that chimaera, and after picking up eight year old Paeden from an Unfortunate Foster Children fighting ring... Hell, after raising two sons who regularly take turns punching each other in the chest for no reason other than they crave power... Henry has long since accepted that some kids and teens just want to be violent, and he'll have a better chance making sure they're doing it safely than trying to stop them outright. ]

Who are you going to fight? And for what reason?

[oversleep]

i'll fight when i'm scared now that i know how.

_{[ vague as ever ]}

1

[blondshell]

if your bare dick is ANYWHERE near that chili, I'm cutting it off and it's your fault

[oversleep]

_{[ wow.. coming at him, fists swinging.. he can’t wait to troll this guy. ]}

too late.
dick is in it.

_{[ He’s absolutely no where near it. In fact, he’s not even in the kitchen. ]}

was it yours?

4

[kyley_b]

yes.

[oversleep]

ok ty.

_{[ There's one mystery about what goes on in his head all solved. ]}

[kyley_b]

and if it's wagner you're probably a megalomaniac.

[oversleep]

what about chopin?

_{[ this is fun.. ]}