Texts From Last Night - Folkmore Edition

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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2.

[overnightoaks]

Thanks, Junpei. I'm touched... I think.

[vibing]

yeah no problem

cat
panther
some weird bird?
a fish. that was rough. i wasnt anywhere near water
tiger
lion
lynx
lots of big cats

[overnightoaks]

Vegans don't eat any animal products. So no meat, no eggs, no dairy, no honey, etc.

[vibing]

hey man, i think when the dumb love part is over its just normal love stuff?
hanks always said that kind of stuff
he said its even better

i mean
i can turn into a bunch
theyre just all kinds of cats
i thought id cracked it when i figured out how to turn into a bird
looked it up?
its called a catbird
so fuck me i guess

[veinilla]

not gonna lie and say I don't have one too, but..

Seems...ill advised

[defendure]

I wanted it extra toasted?

Henry Oak | Dungeons & Daddies | Legend

[overnightoaks]

1. He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
   
   
2. Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
   
   
3. Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
   
   
4. I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
   
   
5. I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
   
   
6. text him!
   

[overnightoaks]

BLOW IT OUT FIRST???

[blondshell]

probably to not overdo it to the point of passing out on the floor again

[blondshell]

Well, yeah.

[shyandbi]

is that even possible with a kazoo?

[shyandbi]

is this not misato-san?

_{[ oop wrong number time for him to die of embarrassment now ]}

[thinkfirst]

At least it's not just cats anymore! That's a good sign, at least. How long did it take to fix the fish thing? Maybe do it by a lake, just in case?

[vibing]

oh yeah?

huh
well

im not dead yet so wasnt the worst choice ive ever made

ok i had to send this one

[blondshell]

I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night. My penis has a bed time.

(He says this like he's ever bad in bed, but like. Still. You're sleeping with a perfectionist, Izuku.)

[kyley_b]

yeah. it implies that you're sexually thirsty af

6

[defendure]

Both???

[vibing]

i didnt die

and you know what it was?
you know what it was flynn???

it was a fucking catfish

3

[blondshell]

Karma, bitch.

[shyandbi]

_{[ oh right.. he agreed to this because for some reason he doesn’t understand why, they are meeting up at 6. ]}

right..
um..
what were we doing again?

[thinkfirst]

Oh. Why is that? Wouldn't that limit you to just vegetables?

2

[blondshell]

In my defense I have a thing for socially incompetent idiots.

[blondshell]

i hope you realize you don't need to be nice to me to get into my pants.

[shyandbi]

and who knows, i could end up there tomorrow.

_{[ NERV life is unpredictable and can suck sometimes. Also, not answering that question. ]}

[defendure]

Are you trying to say I can't wake him up at 3am