May 2022 Test Drive Meme

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MAY 2022 TDM

INTRODUCTION

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Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Test Drive Meme! Please feel free to test drive any and all characters regardless of your intent to apply or whether you have an invite or not.

All TDMs are game canon. You can choose to have your TDM thread be your introduction thread upon acceptance or start fresh. Each TDM will provide a scenario for how characters arrive in-game that particular month.

Playing TDMs will allow characters to immediately obtain canon items from homes especially weapons or other things they may have had on their person when they were pulled from their worlds! There will always be a prompt that provides some sort of "reward" to characters who complete certain tasks.

Current players are allowed to have in-game characters react to TDMs via the Network or make a log with the prompts. Current players are always encouraged to tag new people on the TDM!

TDM threads can be used for spoon spending at any time by characters accepted into the game.

[ Prompt One ★ Prompt Two]

A PLACE IN THIS WORLD

Content Warnings: Possible insanity via cuts by thorns. Temporary nullification of abilities.

DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS

The world comes into focus in one sharp, overwhelming rush. You are laying on the ground surrounded by staggering walls of flowers of all types and colors. Their sweet scent fills the air and the sky above is clear, blue, beautiful, and endless. It would be easy to be lulled into a quiet nap in such a peaceful place. You can even hear a soft, disembodied voice singing songs from some unknown place all around you. After some time, this siren song creates an intense yearning that will eventually bring you to your feet and pull you forward. You are filled with the urge to find someone important. You may know who or you might just have some aimless, faceless person at the forefront of your mind.

All you know is that when you finally find them, you'll know. Is it love? Is it a friend you have always needed? The perfect enemy? Only time will tell, but for now, you must find them. The flower maze is dense and for now, it doesn't seem like flying out and above them is an option. If you try, you just wind up vaulted back into the maze. Nope! This trial is about using other means of exploration. Maybe you can destroy the flowers, but you will find that this flower field is apparently endless. If you get cut by thorns along the way, you will become increasingly hectic about finding this mystery person. Some have been thrown into insane desperation just looking for their People among the flowers.

But once you finally find them, you're both filled with relief and the flowers around you blossom wider. You can then treat the flower maze like a solvable puzzle and get your way out of it. However, some people spend a bit more time in the maze since once you do find your person or people, you will be stricken with the urge to talk to them, to "open up" about your yearning to find them...even if you've never met them before!

OUT OF THE WOODS

Just outside of the flower maze is a little festival set up just on the edge of Willow and partway into Epiphany! Little stalls of food and drinks have been set up - and we mean little! The good folk who set up these stalls are magical cats standing upright and wearing clothes like little people! All the stalls are cat-sized and so are the dishes and food - which means most of the people walking through will likely be quite a bit bigger! That's okay, the cat folk seem happy to serve you bigger or multiple helpings of their yummy soups and bread. None of them seem able to really communicate with the new arrivals, but that's okay, their cute meows are fun to listen to anyway.

The music is a bit more pronounced here and a handful of cat couples are dancing around. Don't be surprised if they encourage you to join in the dancing! Maybe you didn't actually find someone in the flower maze - if not, the cat folk will encourage you to dance with another new arrival to get to know them! Because apparently dancing with someone you don't know is a good formal introduction? Ah well. Sometimes it's just the idea that counts.

There will also be some supplies to help patch people up who have gotten a lot of cuts from the flower maze. Some of the bouts of insanity are probably still going a bit hectic, so you might want to lay down in the recovery area until you feel a bit more stable. Talking to people apparently helps with the stability, so maybe strike up a conversation with a fellow newbie?

ENCHANTED

Content Warnings: Optional selective amensia and/or altered sense of self, possible monster/creature violence, temporary enchantments, forced relocations.

LONG STORY SHORT

You're in a very unusual, specific outfit and in a place you might have seen once or twice in a storybook or in the imagination of your childhood. For some, you might pick up on what's happening immediately. For others, you might be so immersed in the role that you don't realize it - but you're featuring in a classic fairy tale. Maybe it's Sleeping Beauty or Little Red Riding Hood or Tale of the White Snake or The Mirror of Matsuyama. Either way, you're the main character or the main antagonist and it looks like you're going to have to play out the story with whoever you're stuck with!

The other person in the trial can either match up to the other side of the story or just arrive as themselves and have to play along. Trying to just abandon the trial is quite literally impossible! You're stuck in the weird woods or high tower and trying to "leave" just results in you going in repeated cycles until you wind up where you started. You have a role to fill and you might as well get used to playing roles in Folkmore! It's time to understand how these trials work. What lesson are you supposed to take away?

If you're grumbling about it or are left confused, don't worry! Thirteen will appear to those struggling and explain the situation: "You need to play out the story! C'mon. Everyone knows this story...Right? Well, whatever, it's obvious! If you play your part, I promise I'll give you something you want." Can you really trust a fox though? Especially the fox who brought you here? She laughs before you can really pester her for more information and vanishes in a burst of red dust. Foxes really are mischievous, aren't they...At least most fairy tales are incredibly short, basic, and straightforward so most people should be able to figure it out!

In theory.

DAYLIGHT

At least the Fox wasn't lying. When you complete the task of the story, the fairy tale world will melt into one of the settings in Folkmore and you will be brought back into the current reality. You will be left in the weird clothes, but fear not! A mystery trunk has appeared in front of you and whoever you completed the trial with. Inside the trunk, you will find some of your canon clothes and a few canon items. Nearby, there will be some weapons sticking out of the ground: basic swords, guns, shields, etc. These items might not be enchanted, but at least you have something to work with!

Better yet, you don't necessarily have to complete the Long Story Short prompt to find these trunks either! They seem to be dotted around Folkmore and you might find them just by virtue of exploration! The trunks seem to mysteriously know who is opening them so you won't find someone else's stuff by accident, but you might have to fight over who gets the sword in the stone...

A word of caution to those who grab the weapons...You will immediately be tested on how good you are with them. As soon as you have pulled them out of the ground, the ground will begin trembling and a serpent-like creature will form out of the ground. If you're in Wintermute, you have a sizeable icy creature to deal with. If you're in Cruel Summer, meet the fire-breathing snakey nightmare that's going to try and roast you alive. Don't think Epiphany or Willow will have gentler creatures! They might be covered in moss or flowers but they will hit just as hard. You have to defeat the angry creature - or try running for your life. They are relatively easy to beat and people without powers can manage if they are highly skilled or...really lucky...Or if someone far more capable finds them! Good luck. As a pro-tip, maybe don't pull weird swords out of the ground in the future.

Comments

Out the woods

[glitchinthesystem]

[ It's not hard to spot a sour person when you yourself are also a sour person. That and being surrounded by a plethora of....whatever those fluffy things are is a good way to stand out. Glitch had already accepted he was probably hallucinating or his brain was hemorrhaging so you know what? Sure, he's going with it.

He's already walked up to the stranger, pretty nonchalant about it before he points down to the cats serving food on plates.]

Few questions.

One. Are these your weird...things?

Two. Is the food poisoned?

Three. If the food isn't poisoned, I'm eating it. [ The last wasn't a question just a general statement. ]

[xploud]

[Katsuki doesn't like being approached on a good day, really, and today? Right now?? Is one hell of an absolutely piss poor day, if he can be rightfully honest. Grunting lightly at the newcomer, he pushes a plate in their general direction with a casual shrug of his shoulders, nudging a cat away from him who has found his boot straps and begun to batt and play with them.]

Tch...no, dunno, and help yourself.

[He doubts the food is poisoned, these cats seems smart, but...they're clearly still very much cats, given how the one that's found his boot strap has flopped over onto its back and is fighting with his hands playfully.]

[glitchinthesystem]

[ He has to stare a little bit at the answers because well. At least they were short and to the point.

Not very reassuring though. He does sidle up closer though, maybe a few feet away from this blond kid as he kneels down to look at these animals. He stares at them curiously, reaching one finger out to poke one in the side to knock it over. ]

Well. Not helpful at all, spikes. Would really like to know if the free food won't kill me.

...what are these things anyways?

[xploud]

[The one he poked, a rather small calico who mrrrp's cutely as its flops over and proceeds to roll over until its standing again and....lick itself furiously. How rude!! He just got his fur settled all nice like! Now it'll take another three hours to groom that one spot!

Katsuki narrows his eyes at the nickname, sneering because it's really crappy (pot, meet kettle), but instead cranks a brow right up because...my guy.]

You never seen a fucking cat before?

[As the for the part about the poison...yeah, that's valid. Katsuki doubts these animals have the mental fortitude to plan something like that - they toe the line between having human intelligence and a cat's instinct, really - but it's a good concern nonetheless. Honestly? He takes a bit of the fish - grilled mackerel, good choice - and offers it to the cat who's playing with his bootstrap. Instantly the little pukebucket nabs it with its front paws and shoves the morsel into its mouth, happily licking Katsuki's fingers and purring.

...Okay, that's kind of cute. He'll give it a little scritch on the head. Once.]

[glitchinthesystem]

[ That question only earns a similarly confused look from Glitch. Because that earns the question; ]

And you're saying you have? That's a fuckin' load....unless you're like from a livestock dome I guess...

[ Don't mind him as he thinks out loud about that one. He supposes that could be why. Though he stares at the little cats that just keep dropping around them and wiggling about. The boy blinks a few times, reaching a finger out to poke them in the bellies....and then they try and maul his finger. Good thing he yanks it back quickly. ]
Hey, what the fuck!

[xploud]

Yeah? Cats fucking exist everywhere, dumbass. Farms, big cities, in the suburbs... There's a whole fucking island of feral ones off the coast here a ways away. It's a damn tourist trap now.

[Seriously... Buddy, the hell are you smoking? The dumbfounded look on Katsuki face is so obvious not even a blind man could miss it. This guy is talking nonsense, and even if his brain had been working on overdrive to piece things together from what that shitty Fox said, what he last remembers, and the area around him, it still doesn't make too much sense at all. Or maybe he just doesn't believe it. Or want to. It's so absurd.

Though Katsuki snorts and chuckles when this weirdo nearly gets a digit taken off trying to rub a cat's tumtum. Haha...fell for the trap.]

Heh...you really haven't seen a damn cat before, huh? Watch out for that - they like to trick you into that shit. Stomach's a fucking beartrap most of the time. N'right now, they wanna play, so they're heightened to grab shit.

[He plucks a nearby dandelion from the grass and wiggles it before the cat that almost took off Glitch's finger, who immediately tries to grab and bite the thing, tail twitching wildly.]