May 2022 Test Drive Meme

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MAY 2022 TDM

INTRODUCTION

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Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Test Drive Meme! Please feel free to test drive any and all characters regardless of your intent to apply or whether you have an invite or not.

All TDMs are game canon. You can choose to have your TDM thread be your introduction thread upon acceptance or start fresh. Each TDM will provide a scenario for how characters arrive in-game that particular month.

Playing TDMs will allow characters to immediately obtain canon items from homes especially weapons or other things they may have had on their person when they were pulled from their worlds! There will always be a prompt that provides some sort of "reward" to characters who complete certain tasks.

Current players are allowed to have in-game characters react to TDMs via the Network or make a log with the prompts. Current players are always encouraged to tag new people on the TDM!

TDM threads can be used for spoon spending at any time by characters accepted into the game.

[ Prompt One ★ Prompt Two]

A PLACE IN THIS WORLD

Content Warnings: Possible insanity via cuts by thorns. Temporary nullification of abilities.

DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS

The world comes into focus in one sharp, overwhelming rush. You are laying on the ground surrounded by staggering walls of flowers of all types and colors. Their sweet scent fills the air and the sky above is clear, blue, beautiful, and endless. It would be easy to be lulled into a quiet nap in such a peaceful place. You can even hear a soft, disembodied voice singing songs from some unknown place all around you. After some time, this siren song creates an intense yearning that will eventually bring you to your feet and pull you forward. You are filled with the urge to find someone important. You may know who or you might just have some aimless, faceless person at the forefront of your mind.

All you know is that when you finally find them, you'll know. Is it love? Is it a friend you have always needed? The perfect enemy? Only time will tell, but for now, you must find them. The flower maze is dense and for now, it doesn't seem like flying out and above them is an option. If you try, you just wind up vaulted back into the maze. Nope! This trial is about using other means of exploration. Maybe you can destroy the flowers, but you will find that this flower field is apparently endless. If you get cut by thorns along the way, you will become increasingly hectic about finding this mystery person. Some have been thrown into insane desperation just looking for their People among the flowers.

But once you finally find them, you're both filled with relief and the flowers around you blossom wider. You can then treat the flower maze like a solvable puzzle and get your way out of it. However, some people spend a bit more time in the maze since once you do find your person or people, you will be stricken with the urge to talk to them, to "open up" about your yearning to find them...even if you've never met them before!

OUT OF THE WOODS

Just outside of the flower maze is a little festival set up just on the edge of Willow and partway into Epiphany! Little stalls of food and drinks have been set up - and we mean little! The good folk who set up these stalls are magical cats standing upright and wearing clothes like little people! All the stalls are cat-sized and so are the dishes and food - which means most of the people walking through will likely be quite a bit bigger! That's okay, the cat folk seem happy to serve you bigger or multiple helpings of their yummy soups and bread. None of them seem able to really communicate with the new arrivals, but that's okay, their cute meows are fun to listen to anyway.

The music is a bit more pronounced here and a handful of cat couples are dancing around. Don't be surprised if they encourage you to join in the dancing! Maybe you didn't actually find someone in the flower maze - if not, the cat folk will encourage you to dance with another new arrival to get to know them! Because apparently dancing with someone you don't know is a good formal introduction? Ah well. Sometimes it's just the idea that counts.

There will also be some supplies to help patch people up who have gotten a lot of cuts from the flower maze. Some of the bouts of insanity are probably still going a bit hectic, so you might want to lay down in the recovery area until you feel a bit more stable. Talking to people apparently helps with the stability, so maybe strike up a conversation with a fellow newbie?

ENCHANTED

Content Warnings: Optional selective amensia and/or altered sense of self, possible monster/creature violence, temporary enchantments, forced relocations.

LONG STORY SHORT

You're in a very unusual, specific outfit and in a place you might have seen once or twice in a storybook or in the imagination of your childhood. For some, you might pick up on what's happening immediately. For others, you might be so immersed in the role that you don't realize it - but you're featuring in a classic fairy tale. Maybe it's Sleeping Beauty or Little Red Riding Hood or Tale of the White Snake or The Mirror of Matsuyama. Either way, you're the main character or the main antagonist and it looks like you're going to have to play out the story with whoever you're stuck with!

The other person in the trial can either match up to the other side of the story or just arrive as themselves and have to play along. Trying to just abandon the trial is quite literally impossible! You're stuck in the weird woods or high tower and trying to "leave" just results in you going in repeated cycles until you wind up where you started. You have a role to fill and you might as well get used to playing roles in Folkmore! It's time to understand how these trials work. What lesson are you supposed to take away?

If you're grumbling about it or are left confused, don't worry! Thirteen will appear to those struggling and explain the situation: "You need to play out the story! C'mon. Everyone knows this story...Right? Well, whatever, it's obvious! If you play your part, I promise I'll give you something you want." Can you really trust a fox though? Especially the fox who brought you here? She laughs before you can really pester her for more information and vanishes in a burst of red dust. Foxes really are mischievous, aren't they...At least most fairy tales are incredibly short, basic, and straightforward so most people should be able to figure it out!

In theory.

DAYLIGHT

At least the Fox wasn't lying. When you complete the task of the story, the fairy tale world will melt into one of the settings in Folkmore and you will be brought back into the current reality. You will be left in the weird clothes, but fear not! A mystery trunk has appeared in front of you and whoever you completed the trial with. Inside the trunk, you will find some of your canon clothes and a few canon items. Nearby, there will be some weapons sticking out of the ground: basic swords, guns, shields, etc. These items might not be enchanted, but at least you have something to work with!

Better yet, you don't necessarily have to complete the Long Story Short prompt to find these trunks either! They seem to be dotted around Folkmore and you might find them just by virtue of exploration! The trunks seem to mysteriously know who is opening them so you won't find someone else's stuff by accident, but you might have to fight over who gets the sword in the stone...

A word of caution to those who grab the weapons...You will immediately be tested on how good you are with them. As soon as you have pulled them out of the ground, the ground will begin trembling and a serpent-like creature will form out of the ground. If you're in Wintermute, you have a sizeable icy creature to deal with. If you're in Cruel Summer, meet the fire-breathing snakey nightmare that's going to try and roast you alive. Don't think Epiphany or Willow will have gentler creatures! They might be covered in moss or flowers but they will hit just as hard. You have to defeat the angry creature - or try running for your life. They are relatively easy to beat and people without powers can manage if they are highly skilled or...really lucky...Or if someone far more capable finds them! Good luck. As a pro-tip, maybe don't pull weird swords out of the ground in the future.

Comments

[tripcaster]

I sure hope not. There's enough to regret already with these clothes being what they are.

[ That's the spirit! Tinya kind of reminds Aloy of an old friend from the Lodge, actually, which is already a point in her favour to begin with. Talanah would undoubtedly be egging Aloy on were she here right now.

With the ghostly voice of the Sunhawk giving a running commentary of friendly jeering in her head, she exhales slowly, letting her finger tighten on the crossbow trigger by fractions until she feels the telltale resistance of the firing pin giving way --

All the tension in the ancient weapon leaves the crossbow string thrumming like a harp as the bolt bursts from the sighting groove, zipping through the air into the apple with a wet splattering noise and a shower of fruit juice.

Tah-dah! Thank you, thank you, no need for applause. She'll be here all week. ]

[phantomthot]

Yeah, what kinds of clothes are these? They're not cute at all!

[Tinya was prone to egging people on if only because people on Bgztl were awfully stiff and stuck in their ways. she was really happy they'd assigned her to the most risky mission which had come about in generations, she wanted to see what was out there.

and she stands perfectly still, but still smiling. she was the co-star for this story, nothing could happen to the co-star!

but now she had apple juice in her hair. ick. but hey, could be worse?

she ducked out from under the apple and applauded with a wide grin] That was wonderful! Have you done that a lot? At least some, you seemed so confident!

[tripcaster]

Cute. Right.

[ Bruh what.
To Aloy, coming from a time and a culture where your clothing is either a declaration of rank or the only thing between you and a Bristleback saw or a Ravager cannon, having cute clothes is an alien concept. What exactly does one do to make clothes cute? Add more fur linings? Use a specific kind of paint, or leather?

She's just gonna mentally gloss it over and call it a day. ]

Not exactly... [ Aloy waggles the crossbow experimentally a couple times. ] It's similar to a weapon of Oseram make though, so it's not too difficult once you get used to it's weight. Want to give it a try?

[ They were given an extra bolt after all! Might as well let her partner have a shot just for funsies. ]

[phantomthot]

[cute is important! her Traveler garb is cute and she wants it back.

clothes are a declaration of rank where she's from, too. her usual clothing is the white option of a Master Traveler. yes, it's a uniform, but it has the cutest cut-outs on the arms. of course no one she'd met after leaving Bgztl has known what her uniform meant]

Oseram? Is that where you're from? And, really? You'd let me try?

[she looks decidedly eager to do so]

[tripcaster]

No, the Oseram are... nevermind.

[ Like hell is she getting snared up in explaining the finer points of Oseram culture or having to lay out every tribe she's encountered from the Embrace to the far western shore. Neither of them have the time for that.

So instead Aloy holds out the crossbow and the extra bolt for Tinya to take. ]

Sure, go right ahead. Just don't point it at me.

[phantomthot]

Nevermind?

[she looks confused for a moment. to be a Traveler is to ask questions and get answers. she's done the former, why can't she get the latter? even Brainy eventually came around once she proved she knew what she was doing. maybe that'll work again?

she takes the crossbow and bolt, then turns away from Aloy to face a target, loads the bolt, points the weapon, and fires. the bolt lands dead-center]

That was fun! Usually I prefer knives if I'm going for something lethal, but that would do the trick!