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May 2022 Test Drive Meme
MAY 2022 TDM
INTRODUCTION
Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Test Drive Meme! Please feel free to test drive any and all characters regardless of your intent to apply or whether you have an invite or not.
All TDMs are game canon. You can choose to have your TDM thread be your introduction thread upon acceptance or start fresh. Each TDM will provide a scenario for how characters arrive in-game that particular month.
Playing TDMs will allow characters to immediately obtain canon items from homes especially weapons or other things they may have had on their person when they were pulled from their worlds! There will always be a prompt that provides some sort of "reward" to characters who complete certain tasks.
Current players are allowed to have in-game characters react to TDMs via the Network or make a log with the prompts. Current players are always encouraged to tag new people on the TDM!
TDM threads can be used for spoon spending at any time by characters accepted into the game.
Content Warnings: Possible insanity via cuts by thorns. Temporary nullification of abilities.
DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS
OUT OF THE WOODS
DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS
The world comes into focus in one sharp, overwhelming rush. You are laying on the ground surrounded by staggering walls of flowers of all types and colors. Their sweet scent fills the air and the sky above is clear, blue, beautiful, and endless. It would be easy to be lulled into a quiet nap in such a peaceful place. You can even hear a soft, disembodied voice singing songs from some unknown place all around you. After some time, this siren song creates an intense yearning that will eventually bring you to your feet and pull you forward. You are filled with the urge to find someone important. You may know who or you might just have some aimless, faceless person at the forefront of your mind.
All you know is that when you finally find them, you'll know. Is it love? Is it a friend you have always needed? The perfect enemy? Only time will tell, but for now, you must find them. The flower maze is dense and for now, it doesn't seem like flying out and above them is an option. If you try, you just wind up vaulted back into the maze. Nope! This trial is about using other means of exploration. Maybe you can destroy the flowers, but you will find that this flower field is apparently endless. If you get cut by thorns along the way, you will become increasingly hectic about finding this mystery person. Some have been thrown into insane desperation just looking for their People among the flowers.
But once you finally find them, you're both filled with relief and the flowers around you blossom wider. You can then treat the flower maze like a solvable puzzle and get your way out of it. However, some people spend a bit more time in the maze since once you do find your person or people, you will be stricken with the urge to talk to them, to "open up" about your yearning to find them...even if you've never met them before!
OUT OF THE WOODS
Just outside of the flower maze is a little festival set up just on the edge of Willow and partway into Epiphany! Little stalls of food and drinks have been set up - and we mean little! The good folk who set up these stalls are magical cats standing upright and wearing clothes like little people! All the stalls are cat-sized and so are the dishes and food - which means most of the people walking through will likely be quite a bit bigger! That's okay, the cat folk seem happy to serve you bigger or multiple helpings of their yummy soups and bread. None of them seem able to really communicate with the new arrivals, but that's okay, their cute meows are fun to listen to anyway.
The music is a bit more pronounced here and a handful of cat couples are dancing around. Don't be surprised if they encourage you to join in the dancing! Maybe you didn't actually find someone in the flower maze - if not, the cat folk will encourage you to dance with another new arrival to get to know them! Because apparently dancing with someone you don't know is a good formal introduction? Ah well. Sometimes it's just the idea that counts.
There will also be some supplies to help patch people up who have gotten a lot of cuts from the flower maze. Some of the bouts of insanity are probably still going a bit hectic, so you might want to lay down in the recovery area until you feel a bit more stable. Talking to people apparently helps with the stability, so maybe strike up a conversation with a fellow newbie?
Content Warnings: Optional selective amensia and/or altered sense of self, possible monster/creature violence, temporary enchantments, forced relocations.
LONG STORY SHORT
DAYLIGHT
LONG STORY SHORT
You're in a very unusual, specific outfit and in a place you might have seen once or twice in a storybook or in the imagination of your childhood. For some, you might pick up on what's happening immediately. For others, you might be so immersed in the role that you don't realize it - but you're featuring in a classic fairy tale. Maybe it's Sleeping Beauty or Little Red Riding Hood or Tale of the White Snake or The Mirror of Matsuyama. Either way, you're the main character or the main antagonist and it looks like you're going to have to play out the story with whoever you're stuck with!
The other person in the trial can either match up to the other side of the story or just arrive as themselves and have to play along. Trying to just abandon the trial is quite literally impossible! You're stuck in the weird woods or high tower and trying to "leave" just results in you going in repeated cycles until you wind up where you started. You have a role to fill and you might as well get used to playing roles in Folkmore! It's time to understand how these trials work. What lesson are you supposed to take away?
If you're grumbling about it or are left confused, don't worry! Thirteen will appear to those struggling and explain the situation: "You need to play out the story! C'mon. Everyone knows this story...Right? Well, whatever, it's obvious! If you play your part, I promise I'll give you something you want." Can you really trust a fox though? Especially the fox who brought you here? She laughs before you can really pester her for more information and vanishes in a burst of red dust. Foxes really are mischievous, aren't they...At least most fairy tales are incredibly short, basic, and straightforward so most people should be able to figure it out!
In theory.
DAYLIGHT
At least the Fox wasn't lying. When you complete the task of the story, the fairy tale world will melt into one of the settings in Folkmore and you will be brought back into the current reality. You will be left in the weird clothes, but fear not! A mystery trunk has appeared in front of you and whoever you completed the trial with. Inside the trunk, you will find some of your canon clothes and a few canon items. Nearby, there will be some weapons sticking out of the ground: basic swords, guns, shields, etc. These items might not be enchanted, but at least you have something to work with!
Better yet, you don't necessarily have to complete the Long Story Short prompt to find these trunks either! They seem to be dotted around Folkmore and you might find them just by virtue of exploration! The trunks seem to mysteriously know who is opening them so you won't find someone else's stuff by accident, but you might have to fight over who gets the sword in the stone...
A word of caution to those who grab the weapons...You will immediately be tested on how good you are with them. As soon as you have pulled them out of the ground, the ground will begin trembling and a serpent-like creature will form out of the ground. If you're in Wintermute, you have a sizeable icy creature to deal with. If you're in Cruel Summer, meet the fire-breathing snakey nightmare that's going to try and roast you alive. Don't think Epiphany or Willow will have gentler creatures! They might be covered in moss or flowers but they will hit just as hard. You have to defeat the angry creature - or try running for your life. They are relatively easy to beat and people without powers can manage if they are highly skilled or...really lucky...Or if someone far more capable finds them! Good luck. As a pro-tip, maybe don't pull weird swords out of the ground in the future.

Ken Kaneki / Tokyo Ghoul / Familiar
OUT OF THE WOODS
LONG STORY SHORT
DAYLIGHT
NETWORK ; un : samsa
WILDCARD / OOC
kenderella kardashian
Wait. He should probably have some gorgeous steed? What the fuck. Princes in these stories always got beautiful horses? He wanted a horse. He has never even seen a horse in real life.)
This is fucking cheap. (He whips the glass shoe at the ground and it shatters. Take that, heteronormative nightmare hellscape--- aw fuck. Another one just pops into existence and plops back into his hand.)
Goddamn it. (He's going to make a fur coat outta that fox...Nah, he wouldn't, but he's thinking strongly about it by the time he comes across the house. Because he knows the story, he skips the entrance, cuts around back to where it looks dirtiest, and knocks
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But they never come. kaneki can hear them, for sure, but they actually don't come and he realizes he has to be the one to greet whoever is at the door. With a small resigned sigh, he gets up from his place and eventually opens the door to meet...
Prince Charming?
There is a long pause because prince charming has shades. Kaneki tilts his head for a second, wondering if this would be a NPC of sorts and perhaps he could just get away with trying the shoe and then skip everything else, but-
No, this is not a character at all, is it? This is another person just like him. And realizing the situation - that he is wearing a dress - kaneki's face turns bright red ] S-sorry! Uhm-- are you---?? [ "are you a normal person who got sucked into this as well"? But what is even "normal" at this stage? Kaneki has no idea how to ask things correctly ]
Prince Charming? [ nailed it ]
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Okay, so. This isn't actually annoying as he anticipated. He raises a hand to rest it against the door frame and twirls the glass shoe gracefully around his finger.)
For you, baby, I can be as charming as you want me to be.
(Dirk. NO!.)
You must be Cinderella. (He hopes anyway. He's assuming by the shitty dress and figuring that he was thrust into the kitchen area as a servant or whatever. Dirk actually wasn't all that familiar with the details of the story. He just knew the basics, okay.)
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This is ridiculous.
kaneki is red up to his ears, and for a second he drops his head because he realizes he just can't crawl away, dig a hole, and hide there forever. This is really happening and this person is staring at him ]
I... yes. [ but actually, no ] Kaneki, actually. Uhm-- did the Fox bring you here too? [ he wants to make sure he is not about to talk to some character without an actual existence, although Dirk certainly doesn't seem that way ]
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no why they vibing so well tho
because they are both disasters
u got a point
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cw: monster death because??? dirk aint fuckn around via decapitation
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cw: suicidal ideation
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long story
Uhhhh...
[ He didn't grow up with this fairy tale, but he's familiar enough with it to know the part he's been cast in, and what that entails. ]
Sorry, kid. I can do magic, but I don't think I can do that kind of magic.
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kaneki looks at the other man, perhaps for a lot longer than he wanted, before he quickly shakes his head. Oh my god, what is with this place? ]
S-sorry! I didn't know there were other people. [ it's embarrassing there are other people. But!! At least this man is wearing a dress too ]
Uhm-- are you my Fairy Godmother? [ he did just say those words with his mouth didn't he? ]
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[ It's not the one he's chosen for himself, but then, he isn't sure that he would have chosen Cinderella at all. ]
I guess... I'm here to grant your wishes? Somehow?
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Right... but only the wishes in the story. I hope I don't have to sing about it. [ he would rather not sing! ]
Ah, I'm Kaneki. It's nice to meet you. [ he nods his head politely ] Or "Cinderella", in this particular case.
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Death by a thousand cuts
It's only until he hears those footsteps behind him that his dimmed vision turns to see none other than Kaneki grabbing at his wrist. His body goes rigid for a second before he looks back at the young man. ] So you're here as well?
[ Is this a good thing or a bad thing? Arima can't exactly say for sure but he doesn't move, rooted to the spot, as he glances at Kaneki with some mild confusion and curiosity. ]
gasp arima!
But kaneki reached for the man out of yearning, and somehow that helped. He is confused since he doesn't know who this is, and when he realizes it's a stranger after all, he quickly releases Arima's wrist and nods his head apologetically ]
I'm sorry. I think I'm lost and-- I'm glad to have found someone else.
[ he has no idea what the man meant by his words, but Kaneki imagines he meant "there are other people here after all". ]
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So he quickly smiles, shakes his head.] You're fine, I-I promise. It's a little hard to walk around here, isn't it? I keep worrying I'll step on someone's tail. [A beat.] One of...one of the cat's tails, I mean. Obviously.
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He looks around and nods ] it's .. surprising, to say the least. Cats in my world can't do any of this. [ he glances back at the other boy ] I suppose neither in yours. [ given Charlie's reaction
But then kaneki realizes he is being a bit rude, and quickly offers his name for a proper introduction ] I'm Kaneki. From Earth, if you have heard of it.
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[It's not, not to him, and it's sort of making his head spin. Still, he has manners like anyone, and after a pause he offers:] I-I'm Charlie, also...from Earth.
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I wouldn't call it "normal", though... [ in fact, is very much not normal!
But Ken smiles after ] It's nice to meet you, Charlie. I think we will have a lot to get used to.
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This is why he doesn't have any friends.]
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Yeah, seriously Natsume, that was really creepy!! ]
W-wah!! [ he stares at the other for a moment before smiling a little, while he tries to somehow hide the mask ] R-right... not really. This isn't what I usually wear, though. I was... in a story? [ he was Cinderella ]
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[At the mention of the story, his eyes widen a little and he nods emphatically.] I was too! I, um. Found some pants. [Translation: he was Snow White and there was a skirt involved and he doesn't want to talk about it.]
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Ah, so i wasn't the only one. [ he is kind of glad for it. Not at the idea that someone else was forced to dress up as a princess as well, but Kaneki is glad he isn't going insane and he wasn't the only one who had to re-enact a story. ] I also have pants in this trunk... from home, it seems? [ no idea how that works ]
Oh, I'm Kaneki. It's nice to meet you.
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OUT OF THE WOODS
rose petal tea! surprisingly delicious since until here, she'd never even seen a rose bush before, much less drank rose petal tea.
it also made her lose track of the long, involved conversation she'd been having with one of the pretty little lady cats about the nature of what is real and what isn't real when one can shift (kind of) into a state which was neither and both at the same time.
the cat was a sterling conversationalist, really!
but the little frown faded away as she saw how awkward he obviously felt, replaced with a friendly smile]
Hi! I'm Tinya, a Traveler! Aren't these little cat people fascinating? So smart and great chefs, too! Anyway, are they expecting us to dance?
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[ kaneki bows his head a little, both to apologize and also greet the girl ] I'm Kaneki, it's nice to meet you.
[ he isn't so sure about the cats, though. he looks around at sort of tries to smile at them awkwardly, before he looks back at Tinya ] I... guess so? I have never danced before, though,
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[she's positively enamored by the little cats. she wants to stay with them forever, but she's not sure that's an option] It's okay, I have. I can lead if that would be easier for you?
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Come now. Surely there's some goal you've always wanted to reach? Something you'd do anything for?
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Honestly, I was very satisfied back home. [ oh look at him, being a massive liar ]
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Do go on.
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