Whoa, woah, woah. There she was, minding her own business, when a young man got glitterbombed right in front of her.

Yes, glitterbombing still happened. Ortegas was a master of the prank. As Christine could attest first-hand when everyone took Spock's side in the break-up. The Cayuga couldn't get there to transfer her fast enough, but who needed a starship when there was a fox, offering to help Christine reach her full potential. She was sold the second the fox made it clear that it would happen somewhere other than the Enterprise.

So she went to the young man, all business. "Okay, let's draw you a bath as hot as you can stand it, fill it with bubbles, and get you the king of all loofahs. That's not going to wash out without some help."