I. Enough with the pineapple-on-pizza debate, let's talk about the real serious question. Do you think pop-tarts are a sandwich or a ravioli?

II. Life is hard and all but sometimes there's a kitty.

III. I'm doing a lot of finding out for very little fucking around, actually. I would love to fuck around more and find out less, if possible.

IV. Embrace your inner demons. Bring them flowers. Set up a date. Tongue kiss them, even.

V. [ Text him /misfires welcome. ]