folkooc | September 2022 Test Drive Meme

SEPTEMBER 2022 TDM

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GOLD WAS THE COLOUR

Content Warnings: mood-altering substances.

What a Wonderful Harvest

It's harvest season in Folkmore. Apples, squash, potatoes, onions, peaches, sweet corn... all manner of crops are ready to be gathered, and golden fields fall willingly before the scythe. The air has a chill to it that you can mostly ignore in the sun but runs deep when you stand in the shadows.

After arrival you will find yourself out in said fields, maybe a little disoriented but not in any danger. It's peaceful.

In the farmlands you might be able to hear music floating on the wind. Follow it, or just wander by accident, and you'll find yourself coming upon what looks like some kind of costume party: people dressed up in cloth and vegetables - mostly gourds as masks - are singing and dancing around an enormous pole surmounted by the biggest Jack-O-Lantern you've ever seen.

The pumpkin people seem shy, but they won't turn you away if you wish to join their celebration - there are other Star Children like yourself here, and you might feel a little more comfortable with them. At least you can see their real faces. You can drink some apple cider and carve some pumpkins yourself if you like, or help out by husking some corn.

At some point, you will become aware of the fact that the dancers have stopped, and the object they've been dancing around has moved. The Jack-O-Lantern is looking at you.

The pumpkin king leans down, eternally smiling.

"Trick or treat?" he asks you in a deep voice. You'll have to pick one!

"TRICK."

The partygoers all watch you carefully. The lord of the harvest appears to think for a moment, then nods his massive head. One of the veggie dancers approaches you with a tray upon which are five cups of cider.

"Pick your poison," you're told, and you can only hope it's not literal!

Four of the cups of cider will have no effect whatsoever. But the fifth?

That fifth cup of cider makes you feel more social. Less reserved. Downright friendly, even. You want to talk and joke with people even if that isn't normally something you'd do. You might even join the vegetable dancers for a spin, and drag someone else along with you! Your judgment isn't quite impaired, but your inhibitions are definitely lowered. Might be a quick way to make some new friends, though!

"TREAT."

You are offered a large basket, held so that you cannot see inside. After some fumbling, you pull something out. What is it? It's an envelope. Or a cassette tape. Or a photograph. It might be the mixed tape you created for your high school crush, the poem you wrote about your broken heart, the letter you never mailed to your estranged father. It's something personal that is connected to someone from home somehow. As you hold it in your hands, you will feel an irresistible urge to explain it to the person next to you no matter how embarrassing or painful it might be. You can only hope that they aren't a colossal dick about it.

HELL WAS THE JOURNEY

Content Warnings: aggressive dogs, decapitated spectres, potential violence.

GET AHEAD

The sun sets earlier and earlier every day, but that doesn't mean there's suddenly nothing to do! The warm lights of homes all over Folkmore welcome people inside for parties. Of course, the Spirit People of Folkmore are rarely humanoid, so you may find yourself at a dance for frogs or a cocktail party for round fuzzy critters with giant eyes. Regardless of what kind of creatures you wind up partying with, they are excellent hosts!

When food has been had and drinks are flowing, someone suggests a time honoured tradition: the telling of ghost stories.

The guests take turns, spinning tales both familiar and not. One such tale is that of the Horseman and his Hounds.

This, the storyteller insists, is a true tale, and is as follows:

Folkmore is home to many Spirit People, and many other creatures besides. While most of these wish only to live their lives, there are certain powers that Thirteen leaves to their own devices, no doubt for reasons all her own. When the autumn harvests come and the leaves burn with colour and fall to the ground, the dominant spirit of lonely places is the apparition of a figure on horseback, without a head. Some versions of the story claim the horseman's head is carried before him on the pommel of his saddle, while others say instead the spirit carries a lit Jack-O-Lantern in place of it... and wishes to find a more suitable replacement. No matter the variation, the rest of the legend is the same: in autumn, on lonely roads, unlucky travelers will hear the baying of hounds. Moments later they will see the Horseman upon his stallion, and then the unholy troop will pursue the hapless travelers across hill and valley.

Some tales are told of Star Children fighting off the spectral hounds and challenging the Horseman to a fight, with varying levels of success. All are in agreement, however, that the sure method of survival is to escape over running water. Easy enough in some parts of Folkmore... less so if you happen to be caught out in the desert of Cruel Summer.

All parties must end, and this one does too, which means you now have to make your way home. Not that you're scared or anything, but maybe it's wise to walk with someone else tonight...

Not that it matters. Ultimately you and your companion will find yourself on a lonely stretch of road somewhere, and just as you've managed to convince yourselves that nothing out of the ordinary is going to happen you hear it.

The Hounds.

Turn and you'll see them, dark and sleek, and beyond them their infernal master. Atop a gleaming black stallion, the Horseman is gigantic in height and muffled in a cloak.

Whether you run or stand and fight is entirely up to you. As if to make it more of a fair fight, there are weapons hidden off the road - stumble into a ditch and you might find a rifle or a sword. The Hounds have very sharp teeth but they themselves cannot be injured - if struck they simply turn to black smoke and vanish. The Horseman cannot be killed - he has no head! - but if you fight him to a standstill he will reward you with the gift of something from your homeworld. This can be a weapon or magical item.

If you manage to cross a stream or a river, the spectres will vanish with howling and laughter.

ODDS BODKINS

You're likely to be shaken up after your encounter, so it's relief when you see that there's a bonfire lit not far past the water you've crossed. Perched all around it are a bunch of different owls, many wearing hats. They all swivel their heads to look at you before they hoot and gesture for you to come near. There, set up to one side of the bonfire, is a long low table laden with drinks in many different colours and little cakes and cookies. You always thought owls ate mice, but whooo's to say? Hoo? Get it? On another low table are supplies for patching people up in case your fight with the Horseman got a little intense! The owls don't have hands, but maybe there's a kind stranger nearby who'd be willing to help you? Or maybe you just want to talk to someone who has their head on right!

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Then you really did get off easy.

[ Ash notes the tapping foot, but doesn't say anything. It is a catchy tune that's playing, after all. ]

Seems a bit odd they'd call that a trick. Makes you wonder what they're offering for treats.

Bit of a wasted effort calling this a trick. I'd go bigger.

[ it is a catchy tune. pretty soon, Crowley is swaying a bit like he's caught up in it, grinning all the wider. ]

What about you? What'd you choose?

Bigger? Bigger how?

[ The tune is catchy, and although Ash isn't dancing along per se, he does start bobbing his head along with the rhythm. Less out of any compulsion to start dancing than just the intense, driving need to fit in. ]

Oh, me? [ Ash grins, awkward and sheepish. ] I'm not any good at tricks. Not really a devious one, me.

Something like an actual trick or prank. Maybe the drink explodes in your face when y'go to drink it, or it turns your mouth green. Y'know, bigger!

[ he gesticulates wildly with the hand that was holding the cup, tossing it haphazardly away as he does so. ]

Not devious, huh? Brilliant thing that I'm here then.

[ he reaches out, snatching Ash's hand and starts to drag him into the dancing space. ]

C'mon!

[ If exploding drinks and green mouths are the sorts of tricks this bloke thinks would be better, Ash is glad he doesn't drink.

But, all of a sudden, he's being pulled. His feet stumble a bit as he hurries to keep up. He's heavy and awkward, and once they find themselves on the dance floor, surrounded by merry-making people with colorful gourd costumes, Ash really isn't sure what to do with himself. ]

What's your plan, then?

[ where as Crowley can't seem to stop moving, slithering while he moves (somewhat) on beat with the music. one might call it dancing if they were feeling generous, but ... Crowley is a horrible dancer. ]

What plan! Just dance already!

[ Ash— this Ash— has never danced. But, he does have records in his memory of times when the real Ash danced. And the thing is, he was also a horrible dancer.

There's a brief pause, as Ash references the archive for the necessary information, eyes pressed closed, clearly concentrating. And then, he just lets loose, moving fluidly and ridiculously, following the other man around the dance floor. As robotic as Ash's stilted movements may have looked before, his dancing appears as natural as anything, down to the half-beat behind he is on rhythm. ]

[ Crowley practically cackles, but it's genuine laughter at least (there might be a little mocking in it but only at his initial hesitancy). it's like they're a match made in Hell on the dance floor. ]

Thassit! You're a natural!

[ If Ash were prone to laughing out loud, he'd be doing so. He imagines this is what having fun is like. Still, the grin on his face is enough to crinkle his eyes, and it appears genuine enough. ]

I'm really not. I've never done this before!

[ For his part, Crowley's movements seem to get bigger and messier, almost like he's drunk(?) ]

Never? No way!

[ Ash keeps ramping up his own behavior to match, though his movements stay decidedly sober. The real Ash hadn't been a particularly boisterous drunk, so those files in the archive don't seem like they would apply to this scenario. ]

Really, never. Long time watcher, first time dancer.

Should make a habit of it! Glad I could tempt you at any rate.

[ he snickers like he made some private joke. ]

[ Ash doesn't get what's so funny, but he just ignores it, figuring it's some inside joke or reference he's not privy to. ]

D'you always cut loose like this?

Like this? Not at all! Not with mortals, at any rate!

[ he looks inordinately pleased by this for some reason?? ]

"Mortals?" What d'you mean, "mortals?"

[ That's an oddly cryptic, and oddly specific, classifier to use. ]

Y'know, humans! Not the usual lot I usually relax around.

[ Ash thinks that's an awfully odd way to refer to humans. A bit morbid, for his tastes.

But, still rolling with the good mood, he smiles and decides to make a joke. ]

Technically, you still haven't.

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