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September 2022 Test Drive Meme
SEPTEMBER 2022 TDM
INTRODUCTION
Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Test Drive Meme! Please feel free to test drive any and all characters regardless of your intent to apply or whether you have an invite or not.
All TDMs are game canon. You can choose to have your TDM thread be your introduction thread upon acceptance or start fresh. Each TDM will provide a scenario for how characters arrive in-game that particular month.
Playing TDMs will allow characters to immediately obtain canon items from homes especially weapons or other things they may have had on their person when they were pulled from their worlds! There will always be a prompt that provides some sort of "reward" to characters who complete certain tasks.
Current players are allowed to have in-game characters react to TDMs via the Network or make a log with the prompts. Current players are always encouraged to tag new people on the TDM!
TDM threads can be used for spoon spending at any time by characters accepted into the game.
Content Warnings: mood-altering substances.
What a Wonderful Harvest
"TRICK."
"TREAT."
What a Wonderful Harvest
It's harvest season in Folkmore. Apples, squash, potatoes, onions, peaches, sweet corn... all manner of crops are ready to be gathered, and golden fields fall willingly before the scythe. The air has a chill to it that you can mostly ignore in the sun but runs deep when you stand in the shadows.
After arrival you will find yourself out in said fields, maybe a little disoriented but not in any danger. It's peaceful.
In the farmlands you might be able to hear music floating on the wind. Follow it, or just wander by accident, and you'll find yourself coming upon what looks like some kind of costume party: people dressed up in cloth and vegetables - mostly gourds as masks - are singing and dancing around an enormous pole surmounted by the biggest Jack-O-Lantern you've ever seen.
The pumpkin people seem shy, but they won't turn you away if you wish to join their celebration - there are other Star Children like yourself here, and you might feel a little more comfortable with them. At least you can see their real faces. You can drink some apple cider and carve some pumpkins yourself if you like, or help out by husking some corn.
At some point, you will become aware of the fact that the dancers have stopped, and the object they've been dancing around has moved. The Jack-O-Lantern is looking at you.
The pumpkin king leans down, eternally smiling.
"Trick or treat?" he asks you in a deep voice. You'll have to pick one!
"TRICK."
The partygoers all watch you carefully. The lord of the harvest appears to think for a moment, then nods his massive head. One of the veggie dancers approaches you with a tray upon which are five cups of cider.
"Pick your poison," you're told, and you can only hope it's not literal!
Four of the cups of cider will have no effect whatsoever. But the fifth?
That fifth cup of cider makes you feel more social. Less reserved. Downright friendly, even. You want to talk and joke with people even if that isn't normally something you'd do. You might even join the vegetable dancers for a spin, and drag someone else along with you! Your judgment isn't quite impaired, but your inhibitions are definitely lowered. Might be a quick way to make some new friends, though!
"TREAT."
You are offered a large basket, held so that you cannot see inside. After some fumbling, you pull something out. What is it? It's an envelope. Or a cassette tape. Or a photograph. It might be the mixed tape you created for your high school crush, the poem you wrote about your broken heart, the letter you never mailed to your estranged father. It's something personal that is connected to someone from home somehow. As you hold it in your hands, you will feel an irresistible urge to explain it to the person next to you no matter how embarrassing or painful it might be. You can only hope that they aren't a colossal dick about it.
Content Warnings: aggressive dogs, decapitated spectres, potential violence.
GET AHEAD
GET AHEAD
The sun sets earlier and earlier every day, but that doesn't mean there's suddenly nothing to do! The warm lights of homes all over Folkmore welcome people inside for parties. Of course, the Spirit People of Folkmore are rarely humanoid, so you may find yourself at a dance for frogs or a cocktail party for round fuzzy critters with giant eyes. Regardless of what kind of creatures you wind up partying with, they are excellent hosts!
When food has been had and drinks are flowing, someone suggests a time honoured tradition: the telling of ghost stories.
The guests take turns, spinning tales both familiar and not. One such tale is that of the Horseman and his Hounds.
This, the storyteller insists, is a true tale, and is as follows:
Folkmore is home to many Spirit People, and many other creatures besides. While most of these wish only to live their lives, there are certain powers that Thirteen leaves to their own devices, no doubt for reasons all her own. When the autumn harvests come and the leaves burn with colour and fall to the ground, the dominant spirit of lonely places is the apparition of a figure on horseback, without a head. Some versions of the story claim the horseman's head is carried before him on the pommel of his saddle, while others say instead the spirit carries a lit Jack-O-Lantern in place of it... and wishes to find a more suitable replacement. No matter the variation, the rest of the legend is the same: in autumn, on lonely roads, unlucky travelers will hear the baying of hounds. Moments later they will see the Horseman upon his stallion, and then the unholy troop will pursue the hapless travelers across hill and valley.
Some tales are told of Star Children fighting off the spectral hounds and challenging the Horseman to a fight, with varying levels of success. All are in agreement, however, that the sure method of survival is to escape over running water. Easy enough in some parts of Folkmore... less so if you happen to be caught out in the desert of Cruel Summer.
All parties must end, and this one does too, which means you now have to make your way home. Not that you're scared or anything, but maybe it's wise to walk with someone else tonight...
Not that it matters. Ultimately you and your companion will find yourself on a lonely stretch of road somewhere, and just as you've managed to convince yourselves that nothing out of the ordinary is going to happen you hear it.
The Hounds.
Turn and you'll see them, dark and sleek, and beyond them their infernal master. Atop a gleaming black stallion, the Horseman is gigantic in height and muffled in a cloak.
Whether you run or stand and fight is entirely up to you. As if to make it more of a fair fight, there are weapons hidden off the road - stumble into a ditch and you might find a rifle or a sword. The Hounds have very sharp teeth but they themselves cannot be injured - if struck they simply turn to black smoke and vanish. The Horseman cannot be killed - he has no head! - but if you fight him to a standstill he will reward you with the gift of something from your homeworld. This can be a weapon or magical item.
If you manage to cross a stream or a river, the spectres will vanish with howling and laughter.
ODDS BODKINS
You're likely to be shaken up after your encounter, so it's relief when you see that there's a bonfire lit not far past the water you've crossed. Perched all around it are a bunch of different owls, many wearing hats. They all swivel their heads to look at you before they hoot and gesture for you to come near. There, set up to one side of the bonfire, is a long low table laden with drinks in many different colours and little cakes and cookies. You always thought owls ate mice, but whooo's to say? Hoo? Get it? On another low table are supplies for patching people up in case your fight with the Horseman got a little intense! The owls don't have hands, but maybe there's a kind stranger nearby who'd be willing to help you? Or maybe you just want to talk to someone who has their head on right!
Ash Starmer | Black Mirror
01. fields of gold...
02. you've got tricks...
03. folkmore online...
00. wildcard...
UN: LaciePound_2
Hi! Lacie Pound here! Also suuuuper new, LOL! F4F?
( it might be nice if lacie had more potential beyond being a clout chasing mega-loser. she's not sure if she believes it, but she wants to. )
You don't think it's true? That everyone has potential in their own way?
( too far? is she telegraphing too hard? backtrack, backtrack, backtrack! )
Too philosophical for this early in the morning?
I haven't even had my coffee!
Haha!
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He takes what he hopes is an appropriate amount of time to feel excited, before he follows back. ]
Cheers, Lacie!
That's the trick, isn't it? "In their own way."
I dunno, seems a bit odd that a magical fox would see something in me that no one else has.
Don't you think?
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( feels a little early to be drinking, but okay.
his next message gets a long pause in return. how is she supposed to respond to something like that? nothing too vulnerable, obviously. the metrics say that people enjoy sincerity, but her counselor said that desperation is a total turn-off. )
I think that everyone has something.
( she isn't sure if she really thinks that, but it feels appropriate. light, positive, conversational.
she is nailing this. )
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Guess they must do. Otherwise, it'll be a bit of a pointless effort, won't it?
[ Even so, it's hard to think of himself as belonging to that group of "everyone." He knows what he's meant to be, just like he knows he's not any good at it. ]
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[Tighnari often does similar things himself. Simply gazing off into the distance as his mind works. It didn't strike him as too unusual to see it, especially when it comes to someone who has just arrived here.
What does strike Tighnari as unusual however, and is entirely the reason his ears are currently completely upright and turned towards this individual, is that he does not... smell right. It's difficult for him to tell exactly what's wrong, but after a few moments of thought he realises...
This man smells the same as Katheryne, the receptionist of the Adventurer's Guild in Sumeru City, and much like Katheryne, though he very much looks the part, this man does not smell human.
But Tighnari smiles.]
You must have a lot on your mind.
[Not least the 5'5" person with very, very long fox ears and a bushy tail that just popped up in his field of vision.]
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Either way, it's someone new, talking to him. This is a chance he hasn't had in years, so he hopes he doesn't blow it. Venturing a guess as to what the right response might be, he smiles back. ]
Suppose I do. Just... trying to figure out where I am, is all.
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[Or maybe the journey here was just too overwhelming to listen to what the Fox was saying to him on his way in. Or... maybe he means more specifically where they are right now. Anyone's guess, really.]
I can show you around if you like.
[Part his natural desire to be helpful about that sort of thing and part... curiosity. He's not quite ready to quit trying to figure out what this person is without needing to outright ask.
He seems sapient... so it might be rude to ask.]
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[ He's assuming the interaction with a talking fox was some kind of malfunction. He's never dreamt before, and he didn't think himself capable of ever dreaming, if he's honest. But between that, and his GPS sensors going haywire, he's beginning to worry that these are symptoms of a larger problem.
Still, an offer to be shown around isn't something to be ignored.
A polite smile comes onto Ash's face, and he nods. ]
Cheers, I'd appreciate that.
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[He makes a small gesture for them both to start moving, and he's still trying to figure out just what he's dealing with here before he asks. If there's a threat, he wants to be able to do some evaluation first... though he isn't feeling like there's any threat here, just a very confused individual.]
What should I call you? I'm Tighnari. [A pause, a gap for a return introduction if one is to be given, then he continues.]
Did you dream about the fox, as well?
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[ It occurs to him that Tighnari is a rather unusual name, but then... Tighnari seems to be a rather unusual person.
Ash can't help the confused look on his face at the question. ]
I did see a fox and follow it... I don't know if I would call it a dream, though. I don't normally dream.
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[He answers the confused look with a kind, patient smile. Ash might smell (and sound) strange to Tighnari's senses, but how he is acting is remarkably human. Perhaps he can find out a little more before he starts asking more probing questions.]
I haven't had any dreams since I was a child. I suppose that's why this one had me so curious. [Tighnari chuckles a little.] I don't know a single scholar in Sumeru who wouldn't have been taken in by it.
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[ He smiles at his own joke, but then his face abruptly shifts into a more curious, confused expression.
While he looks and talks like a normal human, the shift from one emotion to the next is too quick, just on the other side of unsettling. ]
Sumeru? Where's that, I've never heard of it?
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Sumeru is where I come from. A country on the continent of Tevyat. [He lets out a little chuckle.] Far away from here.
[And he misses it, already... So much here is unfamiliar and although he has found a few people who also hail from Teyvat, there has been no one that he actually knows.]
You must come from different world.
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Is that something you've encountered before? People from other worlds, I mean.
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[It hardly matters when Aether is so helpful and when such a question might be upsetting... but Aether smells different, just like this man here does.]
But since I've been here it's become something of a regular occurrence. Many people here come from different worlds, with being here the thing that we all share in common.
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But then... I'd not met all that many people in general, either.
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[He reminds Tighnari a little of Collei. Something about the uncertainty when he speaks. It's enough to pull at the young forest watcher's heartstrings just a little.]
Um... this is probably going to sound impolite of me but... you're not human, are you.
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Is it that obvious? I'm sorry. I'm not very good at this.
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[Look, people who have their noses in books all day generally have no idea of how to deal with other humans. That's not a problem.]
I have very sensitive hearing, and you don't have a heartbeat. Amongst other things.
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Is that because of the ears?
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Yes, it's because of the ears. I realise they're difficult to miss.
[He doesn't sound insulted, at least.]
But they aren't just for show.