TFLN

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[tryingtobe]

i see
is this not a new term for you then?

[halsband]

You're karmically fucked anyway, already defiling the fish.

[fxckery]

does sound like you need the guidebook for him more than anything
kissing whoever's pretty self-explanatory in comparison

[halsband]

... Walking slowly?

[That might need un-abbreviating.]

[fxckery]

too fucking right

go get some beer
I'll get some gun friend

[fxckery]

without a who

[fxckery]

exactly this
even with the raccoon

Eloise Bridgerton | Bridgerton

[imperfectimposter]

1. He kept saying, "if you want my opinion" until I slapped him and screamed, "I don't, I have my own!"

2. Fries before guys. Food before dudes. Shakes before dates. Lemon bars before football stars. Macaroni before screwin' Tony. What I'm saying is please come to ladies' night.

3. I'm wearing a real corset and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.

4. A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.

5. Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.

6. Text her.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh.

Actually, you're right.

But I'm the one who knows him best, here.

Guess I'm outta luck.

Well, thanks pal.

[kyley_b]

yeah, thanks.

not like that.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh. Sorry, Kyle. Did you let him down gently?

[kyley_b]

that kinda makes you and john and dirk and sollux really useful here, huh? like in terms of past experience with alternate realities.

oh. uh yeah but it's sorta complicated.

[kyley_b]

did you get one of his fucking puppets?!

[punderworldgod]

What would you bet against us both fitting in the same sordid trash can?

[kyley_b]

i'm not debating that. i do not think i'm your type, however.

[kyley_b]

oh my god dude why are you so fucking cute you're like a norman rockwell puppy.

i did not.

[punderworldgod]

If you try hard enough you too can be a raccoon.
Live your best garbage life.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I'm not getting into a trash can.

[oldbetsy]

Try having a crush on the same guy since you were three.

[Though in the privacy of her own place Helga softens immediately. Because even years after her last date with the football headed weirdo he's still her biggest soft spot.]

Though to be fair it was a whole lot less of a crush and more full blown love for a real long time. Sure had been awkward though.

Yeah no fooling about that. I'm not much of the kiss and tell type ... well I guess besides what I've already told here. Consider that a freebie.

[oldbetsy]

Well I've got that too, pal. Unless you've got a vendetta against pepperoni.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Um, thanks?

Also I don't want to meddle in your love life, Kyle, but I really think you should. You don't wanna give off the wrong impression.

[punderworldgod]

20 fuckups per hour

[punderworldgod]

This'll be good. What's my type?

[punderworldgod]

Made it by hand at your request.

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[punderworldgod]

Preach. Polite can be full of shit.