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August 2022 Test Drive Meme
AUGUST 2022 TDM
INTRODUCTION
Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Test Drive Meme! Please feel free to test drive any and all characters regardless of your intent to apply or whether you have an invite or not.
All TDMs are game canon. You can choose to have your TDM thread be your introduction thread upon acceptance or start fresh. Each TDM will provide a scenario for how characters arrive in-game that particular month.
Playing TDMs will allow characters to immediately obtain canon items from homes especially weapons or other things they may have had on their person when they were pulled from their worlds! There will always be a prompt that provides some sort of "reward" to characters who complete certain tasks.
Current players are allowed to have in-game characters react to TDMs via the Network or make a log with the prompts. Current players are always encouraged to tag new people on the TDM!
TDM threads can be used for spoon spending at any time by characters accepted into the game.
Content Warnings: snakes, cultists, optional violence.
FALLING DOWN LIKE PIECES INTO PLACE
FALLING DOWN LIKE PIECES INTO PLACE
A breeze with the crisp smell of dying leaves caresses you awake. You sit up to find yourself in the middle of an apple orchard, rows spreading out in all directions. Mouth watering apples hang from the branches, and nobody will stop you from taking one. You can wander the orchard as long as you like, but eventually you will find yourself emerging into the front yard of a little farm. There’s a red barn with perfect white trim set far back, and to one side of the yard is a kiosk modeled to match the barn. This is staffed by a woman who sure looks a lot like the fox that brought you here.
On the side of the kiosk are advertised a few different items: pumpkin spice lattes, hot apple cider, cold alcoholic apple cider, and hot chocolate. The cider, you will be informed, is made on site. (But you have to be of legal age to be given that hard cider!)
There are two other things advertised: APPLE PICKING and a SCAVENGER HUNT.
“You need a buddy for those, though,” the woman running the kiosk will tell you. “Lucky for you there’s plenty of people you can pair up with.”
If you elect to try the scavenger hunt, you and your partner will be handed a piece of paper. On it reads the following:
TAKE A PICTURE OF THE FOLLOWING ON YOUR RELIC! :)
- YOU HOLDING HANDS WHILE YOU GO DOWN A PATH
- FEET WITH AUTUMN LEAVES
- SOMETHING YOU THINK IS TRULY BEAUTIFUL
- A GENUINE SMILE
“When you’re done, bring it back here and show me,” the woman instructs you. “You’ll get a prize if you do.”
It’s an easy enough list, right? Although you have to follow the instructions - you really DO have to find something you genuinely think is beautiful, and that smile can’t be forced! Those might require opening up to your partner a little bit!
If you succeed in the scavenger hunt, you will be gifted with an item from home.
Now, what if you decided to go apple picking?
You will be given a bucket. “Be careful to only pick apples from the trees in the rows,” the kiosk woman tells you with a secret smile. “You don’t want to bother the old trees off the path.”
Yeah. That sure sounds like a challenge, doesn’t it?
If you do stick to the orchard proper, you will be able to pick your fill of apples. All of them are crisp and sweet and delicious. But at some point you will see the other trees.
They’re both huge and old, standing on two sloping hills just past the orchard rows. One of them has apples red as blood, and the other apples gold as the sun. In the shade of these trees are weapons sticking half out of the earth, as if they were carelessly buried many years ago.
If you pick one of the red apples, you will find that you are suddenly besieged with huge snakes. They are as big as anacondas and an inky black that absorbs the light, with eyes the same red as the apples. They aren’t poisonous, but they bite and they crush, so you’ll have to fight them off at least long enough to run like hell!
If you pick the golden apples, a crowd of people will silently begin appearing from the orchard. They are all wearing animal masks… and they are all holding hand scythes. Uh oh. You’ll have to fight them off in order to escape! If you don’t manage that, well, in some places it’s traditional to have a big ol’ sacrificial bonfire…
All the weapons below the trees are non-enchanted items, but you may keep them.
Content Warnings: Optional themes of identity and school trauma.
IMAKEOVER MAKEOVER
SAVED BY THE BELL
IMAKEOVER MAKEOVER
Thirteen believes passionately in education. There are, after all, five academies in Folkmore all catering to different types of learning. While these academies are open year round, it becomes apparent if you walk through any of the districts housing shops that back to school is definitely a thing.
A new school year represents a chance to learn more about the world, and about yourself.
Also? It’s a great time for a makeover!
Yes, step into any of the shops selling clothing and accessories anywhere in Folkmore and you will find yourself passionately invested in helping another person discover who it is they want to look like! Do they want to look cool and aloof? Warm and approachable? Are they an e-boy or a cottagcore witch? Punk or prep? You two can figure it out together!
As you shop together you will find it easier and easier to open up to one another, sharing who it is you want to be.
You’ll also be able to score a sweet outfit. Nice.
SAVED BY THE BELL
Wander into any school in Folkmore and you will find a handmade poster instructing all new students and faculty to report to the auditorium. Normal enough, one supposes… but the moment you enter the room you will find reality swims all around you and all of a sudden you’re stuck in a school nightmare!
You know the kind. You’re late for class, no matter how fast you run. You’re in gym class, trying to climb that goddamn rope. You’re getting your books dumped. You’re naked and giving a book report.
These could be memories, but it’s just as likely that they aren’t - you and another person are just trapped in this cliche together. Whichever one of you is in the audience role could maybe help the other one out? Get them some pants or something? Yeah.
apple picking
Okay, just hold your horses for a second. There are things here that can mess with you, and I mean, really mess with you. Like I wouldn't go near those trees just yet. ( he's going to just stand right here for now and he's hoping nat would do the same. )
Can we just talk without me needing to jump into my suit? ( his suit is just right there, across from them, on sentry mode for now. he's been having it follow him around lately. tony's trust issues are at an all time high right now. ) When's the last time we saw each other anyways? Refresh my memory. ( not an odd question because he's tony stark. why would he remember, right? except he does. the last time he spoke to nat, he might have been a little upset with her. he thought he could trust her, and then, and then, and then, as it turns out, once a double agent, always a double agent. )
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Finding Tony and Steve here, though, that helps a lot. Not that she's close to Tony, but she knows him and has fought beside him before now so she can deal with his habits and eccentricities.]
I have read a bit about things that happened before and I've been listening to what others talked about. There was some problem with rain earlier and something about memories? [She's happy she missed that. She doesn't really want to share anything about her past and she doesn't want to know anything about anyone else's past unless it's necessary for a mission.]
I thought you were always ready to get into your suit, Mr Stark. Is it different now that we're not at home? [She does spot his suit and she's not sure how much she believes that he's not ready to suit up and get out. Although she's not close to him, she's done enough of an assessment on his personality and functionality as part of the Avenger Initiative.] Well, it's been a while since I've been in either New York or LA. I've been working with Steve in DC. The last time I saw you was after all the fun we had with Loki in New York.
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The suit and I were, are, it's complicated. We're kind of on a break. ( he's only getting into the suit when it's necessary these days. definitely not gonna be partying up a storm in it. that was completely irresponsible on his part. ) And you might have missed a few things. ( a hell of a lot back home, but they're not going to get into that. ) Giant tentacle monsters, lonely sharks, mermaids. This place is like an evil or messed up Disney movie with no happy endings and probably directed by Wes Craven or Guillermo del Toro. ( he might or might not be exaggerating. these things can be subjective. he's had a rough month. )
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Besides, she's never needed to know about his misdeeds to judge him. It's kind of her job to make fast decisions about people and how to use them. It's how she's lived for so long, with a little luck thrown in for the hell of it.]
You're on a break from being Iron Man. [That's what not being in the suit means. It means he's just trying to be Tony Stark. The suit makes him Iron Man. They both know it and that he's fought to do what he does. She'll slot that info for later perusal.] It sounds like you've been busy without me, but I've never really cared for horror movies. Real life is bad enough.