July 2022 Test Drive Meme

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JULY 2022 TDM

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[ Prompt One ★ Prompt Two]

Paper Rings

Content Warnings: Unwanted romantic/sexual attention from a monster, optional sexual themes, optional monster fights, giant insects in 'accidents' prompt.

YOU'RE THE ONE I WANT

Folkmore has many lakes and streams. You wake up suddenly beside one, the world coming into sharp focus the moment you do. It's sunny, and the sounds and sights are warmly nostalgic for the very idea of summer.

You can sit and relax a while. Maybe lounge in the shade. Let your mind drift, and relax. There's a few people around, some still sleeping and some awakening the same as you, but it's far from crowded here.

Suddenly a shadow falls over you. You turn and are greeted by a monster: it looks sort of like an avocado covered in kelp, with oversized hands and a huge mouth. It also looks like it's entirely made of rubber - even its eyes appear to be only painted on.

This monster waves its arms threateningly. “Gaaaaah!” it says. Its voice is muffled. “Gaahhhhhhhhh!”

Somehow this creature is a lot faster than it looks, and the next thing you know it has enfolded you in its embrace.

“You will be Greg’s bride!” the monster shouts, regardless of your gender identification. It looks at whoever happens to be in your general vicinity. “Who this?”

Struggling, you realise that Greg is stronger than any creature you’ve ever encountered before. You can’t seem to get it to let go of you, and it's rocking against you in such a way that it makes a sound like the soles of sneakers on a gym floor. On the plus side, it doesn’t have any genitals that you can see, so at least it’s not as bad as it could be? Still, desperate times call for desperate measures! “That’s my partner!” you claim before you can think about how stupid an idea that is.

“You bride? PROVE IT!"

Oh shit. Now you’re stuck - you and whatever innocent bystander you've dragged into this have to convince Greg that you're a couple! You could admit to something true about love or intimacy under the guise of it being about the other; Greg’s lie detecting abilities are good enough to call you out on untruths, but not good enough to know who you’re talking about.

Or you could just start making out, I guess. Whatever works.

If you're a terrible actor, Greg will abduct you and pull you beneath the water. You better hope your fake partner will try to rescue you!

If you manage to convince him that you're a couple, he will shed a tear from his unblinking eyes before either slinking away or flying into a murderous rage.

If you choose to fight Greg, either in the water or on land, you will find that he's pretty tough for a rubber monster. Any blows to his back or sides will land harmlessly, and the kelp on his body may grab whatever you hit him with. And that big goofy mouth of his hides rows of deathly sharp fangs!

However you get rid of Greg, once he's gone you will find a trunk shaped like a koi fish. Open it and you will find some canon items from home. Clothes or weapons, maybe. Lucky you!

I HATE ACCIDENTS, EXCEPT...

You don't necessarily have to complete the One I Want prompt to find these koi trunks! They seem to be dotted around Folkmore and you might find them just by virtue of exploration! The trunks seem to mysteriously know who is opening them so you won't find someone else's stuff by accident. There are also some unenchanted weapons sticking out of the ground in random places: basic swords, guns, shields, etc. They have no magic, but they're usable!

But be warned: the second you take one of these weapons, you'll have to use it.

As soon as you have pulled a weapon from the ground, a high whining buzz sounds, swelling in volume as somethings come barreling out of the sky at you. They are short humanoid creatures about three feet tall with the heads and wings of cicadas. They are also wearing human clothes - what sort depends on what part of Folkmore you're in. If you're in Wintermute they might be wearing cute sweaters, but if you're in Cruel Summer they might be dressed like your suburban dad on summer vacation. How cute! Except they have very sharp talons and the sound they make can incapacitate you. Better take them down fast!

Or run even faster.

TIME OF MY LIFE

Content Warnings: Mood altering substances, optional alcohol use, optional suggestive themes.

I LIKE SHINY THINGS

Summer isn't all about getting bitten by mosquitoes out at the lake, or sweating your way up a mountain in uncomfortable hiking boots. For the less outdoorsy types, there's still plenty of fun to be had... and all within walking distance of an air conditioner when the weather gets too humid. Close to Epiphany, there appears a gem of a spa, nestled comfortably by a beautiful waterfall. The lobby is spacious and cool, with a distinctly mid-century modern sensibility. The gentleman working the front desk wears a crisp suit of burnt orange with a small golden fox pin on his lapel. He is more than happy to direct you to any of the spa amenities.

There are massage tables, hot tubs, and steam rooms. You can get yourself a manicure, pedicure, or facial. There's a full salon for anything you might want to do to your hair - maybe it's time for a kicky summer 'do? Any kind of pampering you're after, you can find it here! If you need to lie down, there are even some hotel rooms on the upper levels that you can rest in.

There is also a tea room - all soft pinks and sage greens, with plush chairs in sets of two or more around small round tables. You will be seated with someone else, as the tea room is designed to encourage conversation. The waiters in this delightful space are all flamingos - they move around the room with a sort of gangly grace, carrying trays on their backs or with their beaks. Unconventional, but they seem to have no problem understanding people's orders. Speaking of, what's on the menu? Seems every kind of tea has a different effect...

Black tea hypes you UP! Who wants to stay sitting around with a bunch of birds?! Let's go party!
Green tea brings a sense of great peace and mental clarity. You will find it easy to talk about emotional subjects without being overcome with feelings.
Oolong tea calms you and relaxes you deeply. You might even find yourself nodding off!
Milk tea inspires feelings of affection - whoever you're sitting with now seems like they could be your new best friend. (Or more?)

Spending time in the tea room really does encourage you to open up to other people one way or another, and all the other spa activities tend to put people in the mood to open up a little bit.

IN DIRTY DREAMS

If you tire of such relaxing pursuits but you still don't fancy wandering off into the woods, you could always poke around behind the spa, where there is a smaller separate building. If you listen you can hear loud music playing, carried faintly on the summer wind. Some kind of party? Why not check it out? Okay, so there's a big old 'STAFF ONLY' sign on the side of the building, but you could just wander in and come up with an excuse if someone spots you. Or sneak in through the bathroom window or something if you're that worried.

Once inside it becomes apparent that this building functions as a private club for the spa staff. The interior is dark and wood paneled, lit only by some old hanging lights with warm bulbs. At the far end is a bar, and beyond that the glow of a small kitchen. A few tables are scattered along the walls, but the bulk of the long room is taken up by a dancefloor.

And boy oh boy are people getting down.

The music is so loud that you don't have to be able to hear to feel the beat - it pounds through the floorboards like a pulse. It's a compelling rhythm that urges you to join the throng. Even if you lack any and all natural grace, the urge to dance is strong enough that you can cast off your reluctance. You can even find yourself a dance partner, although you might want to keep it a little more G-rated than some of the couples around.

If you tire, you can hit the bar. The bartender isn't checking any IDs, considering they think everyone present is a staff member. Just don't blow your cover!

Comments

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ He nods. ]

Normal for you two, anyway.

[ Yeah, he sees why Thor was upset about Loki killing Loki and superseding him - even if it were in the same universe, he imagines that if he just went back in time and killed himself, he wouldn't get a warm welcome from his fellow Avengers. What was Loki thinking with that one? ]

You know whatever you do, he's always going to love you, right? It's Thor.

[ He doesn't even know why he's trying to console a Loki but hey, he does feel a little gratitude. ]

[meforsaken]

[Loki rolls his eyes. He's already moved past that whole thing which is the only reason he chose to share it. That, and he wanted to confuse Steve, but clearly that didn't go as planned.]

You should be telling yourself that, if you're so worried over my brother's non-Midgardian exploits.

[He swings the scepter back around, aiming it at the other.]

Remind me, how should I be using this?

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ No, sorry Loki, you'll find that Steve is stubborn and annoying. ]

Didn't mean it as a slei-- hey!

[ He slides back and reaches up to block the staff. ]

Knock it off, Loki.

[meforsaken]

What? You're not really scared, are you?

[The trickster grins, clearly amused. It's just a repurposed version of Freyja's staff, calm down.]

And here I thought you owed me one... not a smart thing to say to someone like me.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, and don't I know it.

You still gotta be reasonable.

[ Which is not something he should expect from Loki, but gosh darn if he doesn't at least make an attempt. ]

[meforsaken]

You mean I can't ask you to assist me in dominating and ruling over this world? Odin's beard, you're taking all the fun away!

[He has no interest in ruling anything. His future as the king of Jotunheim can wait.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

Yeah, I've been told I do that a lot, actually.

What are you planning on doing with this?

[ He's not letting up about the staff ]

[meforsaken]

Don't know yet!

[Which is the truth, for once!]

I could always take your suggestions to heart. Or perhaps I'm meant to be the hero this time, given all that just happened. What do you think I'll do?

[pursuitofcappiness]

You know what I'm hoping you do. And I think you know what Thor would say if he were here.

[ Using Thor as bait? low blow. ]

[meforsaken]

Verily, the imposter of my brother has returned yet again, wearing another twisted shape of the trickster's form! Begone, foul beast! I say thee nay!

[He's about to burst into a giggle fit. Sorry Steve.]

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ He rolls his eyes. ]

I'll tell you what. At least you don't take yourself as seriously as my world's Loki.

[ He's been denoting MCU things as just 'my', except Loki apparently. ]

[meforsaken]

They sound boring! ... or perhaps they're closer to my future self. You did think I could be a past or future of your Loki, yes?

[Dropping the "world" on purpose, yeah.]

Either way, I'm still curious as to what you think. What you guess. Not what you hope, that makes me feel like I'm sitting in the principal's office being told of the great accomplishments I could be capable of if I were only to apply myself properly!

[pursuitofcappiness]

Future. Definitely.

[ He can't imagine Loki toning it down from this. He only imagines it going in one direction. ]

How long have you been here?

[meforsaken]

About 30 minutes, give or take? Might be close to an hour now, actually.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Uh, I guess welcome?

You get the rundown already?

[meforsaken]

I wouldn’t mind hearing your version of it.

[pursuitofcappiness]

We're here to work on reaching our full potential, whatever that means. It's done through trials. I'm not really sure what those are usually supposed to look like. I did almost get drowned.

Oh, and most people get new appendages.

[meforsaken]

[He suddenly leans in very close, near kissing distance even, though he’s more focused on Steve’s neck.]

Have you grown gills? To help with the drowning?

[pursuitofcappiness]

[ He doesn't flinch, but he does stare ahead slightly uncomfortably. ]

It's not an adaptation. I got wings.

[meforsaken]

[Now he moves to his back, poking and prodding at him to see if anything will pop out.]

You too? Personally I'm past that point of my life, definitely not my full potential.

[pursuitofcappiness]

What, you got wings?

[ And because Steve's going through third puberty, of course his wings decide now is a good time to pop out and say hi, as well as his halo. Both of course, very classic - thin gold ring, fluffy white feathers. Steve rolls his eyes. ]

Haven't figured out a good way to tuck those in, so thanks.

[meforsaken]

[... and Loki is pulling on his feathers and trying to tilt his halo.]

This is a bit on the nose, don't you think? But nah, not like this. I was a bird for a long while, though.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Huh. What kind of bird?

[ He lets Loki mess with his halo but swats him when he's getting grubby fingers on his wings, stop that. ]

[meforsaken]

[Loki sticks his tongue out, then crosses his arms. Fine, no touchy!]

Why do you care?

[pursuitofcappiness]

Couple days ago...

[ He stuffs his wings back into his back, but it's a very ugly-looking process, like trying to close a drawer that's too full. ]

A friend of mine got kidnapped by a giant eagle.