[This guy looks like he fits into the whole vibe here perfectly. He arrived already wearing plaid flannel!

On one hand, he doesn't seem to entirely know what's going on. He's visibly startled when the woman at the kiosk asks him if he wants a drink - even turns as if expecting to find she's addressing someone behind him - and doesn't seem to know what kind of drink he even does want. But he also seems perfectly good-natured about it!

Sipping his pumpkin spice latte, he wanders along, reading over the list for the scavenger hunt. Normally he wouldn't participate in something like this; it's the kind of things stories are about, which puts him neatly on the outside. But apparently he...can, here. At least a little. Might as well seize the opportunity, right?

He wanders a little, looking for someone else who seems to be in the same boat.]

Hi there! [Huh. He blinks for a second - weird.] Are you doing this scavenger hunt, too? Did they give you a camera?

[He did get one of the phones! He does not know what a smartphone is.]

[The Balladeer has never been clothes shopping before, obviously. He just sort of stepped into this shop out of curiosity. But he was almost immediately intercepted by some of the sales staff, who are now trying to figure out what his new style ought to be! He's being completely unhelpful, confused and a little alarmed by all of the attention:]

Um...well, this is...what I wear...

[Yeah that's not the concept of a makeover though? He doesn't seem to get it; he flashes the nearest other customer a helpless and rather baffled smile. Help? Save him?]