[ And it's... a touchdown! Maybe? Sort of? Steve isn't sure how that happened, but suddenly there's a rush of people from the bleachers lifting Sam and him up, and handing Sam a trophy of some sort that's way oversized. This is a weird dream. ]

This must be based off your high school years!

[ He shouts this as they get human-waved back towards the school building. ]

'Cause I don't remember High School being like this at all!

[ He tries to get down from here, but every time he makes an attempt, he's too polite to actually hurt anyone. ]