overnightoaks: (sigh of relief)
Henry Oak ([personal profile] overnightoaks) wrote in [community profile] folkooc 2022-09-03 02:49 am (UTC)

[ Henry at least has the presence of mind to look embarrassed for calling it a "spit spell." ]

Aww geez, well, I've got this minivan, you see— Honda Odyssey, it actually belongs to a buddy of mine back home— but anyway, back in my world... well, it's not really my world— I mean, it was originally, but it isn't anymore— well, anyway, we call it the Forgotten Realms. Back in the Forgotten Realms, my pals and I learned this spell to convert the Odyssey so that it runs on the power of compliments, instead of gasoline. Steve asked if I could help him cast the spell on his motorcycle, so I said sure, and he came over to my place— he brought me these vegan peanut butter chocolate chip cookies that were pretty good, for a first time vegan baker!

[ He's rambling... Back to the point. ]

Anyway, the spell involves spitting into the gas tank and then reading an incantation. So... Cookies and a spit spell.

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