Minato Arisato | Persona 3 | Legend

1. You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain". I wasn't going to deny your happiness.

2. In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.

3. I'm not going to drink any more, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there.

4. Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night. That was super inconsiderate of me.

5. At one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

6. Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway.

7. Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night.

8. I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.

9. I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?

10. I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.

WILD. Text him. Misfires to or from him are fine.

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Minato Arisato | Persona 3 | Legend

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